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I personally have never taken seriously a college dropout who wandered america in search of a job until he became the prophet of the angry right. But anyway, I was thinking. ( a dangerous activity)

What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and a TV Wrestler?

Consider:

TV Wrestler			Rush 


Male				As far as we know. 

White (usually)			As far as we know. 

Fat				Definitely 

Wears tight suits		Yep. 

Roars to adoring crowds.	UnHuh. 

Sponsored by obscure		Sponsored by chain of 
companies.			Tall and Fat Stores. 

Always on TV. 			yep. 

Usually on Obscure  		yep. 
Stations. 

Appeals to bizarre		Probably. 
audience segment. 

Doesn't seem to accom- 
plish much but make money.	yep. 

Engages in low brow stunts.	Yep. 

Entertains more then informs. 	yep. 

Well, I guess if he wants to the WWF always has room for him. Maybe he could become a conservative TV Wrestler. "Loud Man." he would wear a black and white suit and shout at all the bad wrestlers.

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