Best of RHF: General Jokes 93-95
Best of RHF: General Jokes 93-95
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No harrasment for breast feeders (David Goodenough) topical, chuckle
A balanced biosphere? (unidentified user) chuckle
Bosnia Peace Conference (Gregory Bond) topical, chuckle
Sublimation (Robert J. Granvin) chuckle
President Clinton's first act... (Richard Murnane) topical, chuckle
Gimme Shelter (C. D. Tavares) chuckle
Sharing injuries (David Van Couvering) chuckle, heard it
Used Encyclopedia Salesmen? (186-003-526)) chuckle
Fathers and sons (PJ Geraghty) chuckle, sexual
Hold the Ketchup, Please (Larry Salomon Jr.) chuckle, sexual, gross
Seminars for Women ... (232) chuckle
More Seminars for Women (John Hunley) chuckle, sexual
And MORE Seminars for Women (Brown-Eyed Squirrel) topical, original, chuckle, sexual
Steal this Bumper Sticker (David Pratt) chuckle
Cowboy humor chuckle, sexual, offensive
PMRC's Worst Fears... (Mark Lobodzinski) chuckle
The Will of the People (Barry Blanchard) funny, politics
25 QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS ABOUT THE "ATOM BOMB" (Alan Lustiger) original, funny, revisionist history
Sensual guide to departments (tvaughan) chuckle
Sick Chelsea (Greg Trotter) topical, chuckle
Great American Smoke-out (Mark Mann) chuckle
Tormenting Telemarketers (David L. Cathey) funny
Institutionalized (Mark. Gooley) funny, original
Waitpersons from hell (Peter J. Scott) original, funny
A rather exclusive warranty (Gabe M Wiener) chuckle, true
Allnighters.... (Jeremy Matthew Toeman) original, chuckle
At The Christmas Play (Jean) chuckle
Joke submit (Justine Ehlers) chuckle, original
ISlAmaBAD Airport? (Loyd) chuckle
Baah Baah Black Sheep (Yoss@clubs.ece.scarolina.edu) chuckle, sexual
Children's Books to Avoid (Yury Khidekel) chuckle, kids
Creationism FAQ (Richard Harter) funny, original
Wackos, FBIncompetents, original, funny! (Andrew Thomas-cramer) topical, chuckle, original, religion
No charge for admission! (Larry Denenberg) smirk
Ronald macdonald (Paul Christopher Workman) original, funny
More Writer's Euphemisms for Death (James Langdell) chuckle
Rush Limbaugh as TV Wrestler. (Pat) chuckle, original
Gender testing (Daniel Quinlan) chuckle, sexual, stereotypes
How to stay stressed (Stef Jones) chuckle, work
Family Stress Test (Terry Morris) original, chuckle
Suggestion box (symanzik@egr.msu.edu) chuckle
Top Ten Things Overheard At the White House (Dave Sklar) original, chuckle, politics
WifeSpeak Translated (BRYAN SMITH) chuckle, heard it
barney, original (Kerry Stephenson) topical, chuckle, original
It's all in the bait (Gary W. Flake) chuckle, sexual
50 Ways to Kill an Ensign (Joel Polowin) chuckle, original, parody
The day after pill for men... (mary claire pugh) chuckle, sexual
Burnout Prevention and Recovery (Rob Fruth) chuckle, work
The Irish Strike Back (Bill Lawson) chuckle, bigots
Opens on Impact (pangolin@leland.stanford.edu) funny, original
Dear Mr. Computer Club (srb@helix.com) topical, funny
T.V. Land (Chad D Peterson) chuckle, tv
A Misconceived List (Carlo Sgro) original, chuckle, sex roles
Dictionary of performance review terms. (David Pratt) chuckle, work, heard it
Is there a Santa Claus? (Jim Mantle) topical, chuckle, original
Guide to kissing techniques (trygve lode) chuckle, philosophy
Software Metrics (Patti Beadles) original, funny
How to buy a boat (Colin Watters) chuckle
Anecdote about Angelo (Pope John XXIII) Roncalli (Ian Chai) chuckle
Santa & System Administrators (Ron Boerger) topical, chuckle, xmas
Conspiracy by Electric Company (Bob Luchetti) chuckle, heard it
Rodham Anthem (Richard G. Trott Jr) chuckle, politics, parody
Irish gas station (Gavin Peters) funny, politics
A survey about LD relationships (Francisco X DeJesus) funny, sexual, religion
Memory trouble (Ann Summers) chuckle
Jack goes to montana (Jesse Montrose) chuckle, sexual, heard it
148 Thesis Donts (Peter Alan Dutton) chuckle, academia
The private life of Tolkien (Jonathan R. Partington) original, chuckle, literature
Only two drinks tonight (Joshua Mittleman) chuckle, heard it
October horoscope (Kerry Stephenson) funny, astrology, original
THE TOP FIFTEEN RIDICULOUSLY LONG BIBLICAL NAMES (Stephan Zielinski) original, funny, religion, language
Cajun humor (Merle Grall) chuckle
What if Earth First! handicapped the NFL? (Chris Carter) funny, original
How to Address a Politically Correct Business Letter (Andrew Berman) original, chuckle, stereotypes
A little pocket of oppression. (Miles Johnson) chuckle, sex stereotypes, original
Problem Solving Flowchart (Harry Salvini) chuckle, heard it
Jesus in the bar (Rebekah.Schreffler@cyberlink.beaver.pa.us) chuckle, religion, slackers
Perverse Guide to Jobhunting (Alan R Meiss) original, chuckle, original, employment
Now that the OJ trial is really getting going good.... (Susan Fuhs) topical, chuckle, celebrities
Ride 'em, cowboy! (Steven Swinkels) chuckle, awww, sexual
Guess he's a little anxious... (Andrew 'Red' Wenzel) chuckle, sexual
No, bad teeth (Martin Soques) topical, chuckle
Well, that's one way to come out... (MICHAEL A PHIPPS) funny, parents, sexual
Permission to initial, sir? (Terri Watson) chuckle, military
If only the IRS were run like Microsoft (Michael Glass at Fermilab) chuckle, taxes, bureaucracy
Mangling Interpersonal Relationships (Jeff Crowell) chuckle, management, heard it
Anything for You (pjquin@ecr.mu.oz.au) chuckle, relationships
It's dark in here... (Rus Ambler) chuckle, sexual, heard it
Nun shall pass (Martyn Amos) chuckle, religion, sexual
Please, Mr. Postman... (Denise C. Bradshaw) chuckle, government
Red, Raw Meat! (Dave Fuess) chuckle, lunch
Even best friends won't tell you (University of New Haven Site Guest Acct) chuckle, heard it
Tourism, Florida and sick humor (Joel Andrew Huddleston) topical, chuckle, original
Generations compared (Rick Richard) chuckle, original
Nursery Tale (Mark Conty) chuckle, religion, health care
Cat owners will agree... (Dawn Myfanwy Cohen) chuckle, animals
Fore!play (Mark Armstrong) chuckle, golf, sexual
PC Midwinter Festival in a Pear Tree (Jaye Pinterics) topical, chuckle, holidays, pc
Actual pick-up attempt (Robert Vollman) chuckle, dating
Santa's checkride (THEBOBSTER@delphi.com) topical, funny, holidays, aviation
Re: Cat owners will agree... (Ian Barkley-Yeung) topical, chuckle, animals, kids
What happens when your voice changes (William M. Coney) chuckle, awww
Good news and bad news... (Mike Kavcak) topical, chuckle
3 guys applying to the CIA... (Ben Dubin) chuckle, heard it
You've Read Oedipus The King... (John Perry) chuckle, literature
Reply to Wile E. Coyote v. ACME Company suit (Jim Menard) funny, parody, cartoons
Democrat joke (Lavonia Tillis) chuckle, heard it, offense=Democrats
International sex (Paul Darwen) original, funny, nationalities, sexual
The God Squad (Andy Coyne) chuckle, religion, publishing
Lesbian Frogs (Ken Weinert) chuckle, sexual
Shark Chum (Justin P. Norfleet) chuckle
TQM from on high (Jason K. Schechner) chuckle
"Do not operate heavy machinery while wearing..." (Amethyst) chuckle
What's that sound? (John Bailin) chuckle, heard it
Bar scene (Zisen Liu) chuckle
Lost in the translation (This is my bacque pas, this is my faux pas)) chuckle, offense=Christians
Topical, Political (Silas Hurry) chuckle, offense=conservatives, heard it
The Colonel won't be proud... (Holger Reusch) chuckle
Humor in Lawsuits (Jeff Lee) chuckle, long
7 dwarfs (Kimac) chuckle, sexual, swearing
Warning label joke (Kawamura) chuckle
PBS under the Republicans (Timothy Moy) chuckle, offense=conservatives
How to get rid of unwanted phone calls. (Elan Feingold) chuckle
Bar Joke (Seth Hillbrand) chuckle, heard it
Tiered pricing (Tony Konashenok) chuckle
Apology (Cardinal Ximenez) original, chuckle, swearing
FW: Fossil submission (Perzentka, Tom R.) chuckle
And he faced his mortality..... (Nancy Bonanno) chuckle
Xmas (Heikki A. Levanto) topical, chuckle, offense=Christians
Business travel (Robert G. Cooke, M.D.) original, chuckle, sexual
Seen on condom machine... (Erick Marvi Vermillion-salsbury) chuckle
Annals of legal etiquette (Mitchell Wand) chuckle
Seeing Eye Chihuahua (Michael C. Nesel) chuckle
Psyschiatric Hotline (Gary Koerzendorfer) chuckle, heard it
Another bar joke... (Snibor Eoj) chuckle
Judge Ito's Bar and Grill (J Munchausen) chuckle
How much time do I have?!? (Hansang Bae) chuckle
The Prodigal Son's Return (SARDog3752) chuckle
Reagan's funeral. (Dhiraj Thakkar) chuckle
Best Sign (Michael R. Grabois) chuckle
All in a Day's Work (AJSchn@aol.com) chuckle
The College Food Chain (Brock Schneiderman) chuckle
The **COMPLETE** us & uk confusions (D J Barton) chuckle, long, sexual, swearing, offense=British & Americans
Thin Walls (DayneG@aol.com) original, chuckle, sexual
World War II Ace? (Bill Mc Caffery) chuckle, heard it
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