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This was attributed to Julie Logan and Arthur Howard, who they are I do not know.

1.  Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are: 
        a. one 
        b. almost a dozen 

2.  When parking your car in a public garage you: 
        a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant 
        b. hand your keys over politely 

3.  You haven't shaved in 4 days.  The resulting stubble can be 
    construed as: 
        a. sexy 
        b. gross 

4.  At the doctor's, a common request would be: 
        a. "Cough." 
        b. "Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?" 

5.  As a sporty person, you need athletic support with: 
        a. one cup 
        b. two cups 

6.  When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is: 
        a. nothing 
        b. "Do I look fat?" 

7.  You've slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe 
    you would be: 
        a. sports legend 
        b. tramp 

8.  The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is: 
        a. 35 
        b. 14 

9.  When you hear the words "hand wash," the first thing that comes to 
    your mind is: 
        a. your car 
        b. panty hose 

10. It`s the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score 
    tied.  Bases are loaded with 2 outs.  The man at bat has a .311 
    average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty.  Your mate 
    turns to you and says, "Do you want a back rub?"  You are: 
        a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question 
        b. daydreaming 

11. Your idea of basic pump is: 
        a. an athletic shoe made by Nike 
        b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva 

12. Multiple Orgasms are something you: 
        a. give 
        b. get 

                               SCORING 

                     a = 1 point        b = 2 points 

 0-12 Congratulations, you are a male.  This means you have a greater 
      lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select 
      few of your sex can look forward to being president someday. 

13-24 Congratulations, you are a female.  This means you will live 
      longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in 
      polite company and a select few of your sex can look forward to 
      being president someday. 

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