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Brent Jones (bjones@denitqm.mnet.uswest.com) provided a first set of ten. Here's some more...

13. Lost in translation. 
12. Widowed and orphaned. 
11. Formatted with black borders. 
10. Moved into upper management. 
 9. Went on-line. 
 8. Deleted from the BOM. 
 7. Permanently Out of Print. 
 6. Printed white-on-white. 
 5. Remaindered. 
 4. Mailed in his/her warranty card. 
 3. Collapsed his/her outline. 
 2. Was struck out by the Big Blue Pencil. 

And, the Number One Technical Writing Euphemism for Death...

 1. Inspired a new Warning message. 

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