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During his recent visit to the UK Mikhail Gorbachev was taken on a tour of a typical British factory by the Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher.

The tour started at 9:00 am and the factory was just starting to fill with employees...

GORBY: "What these people do?"

MAGGIE: "Oh, they are just starting work!"

GORBY: "AAAARRggghhh! In Russia, start at 5:00 am"

So, they walk around for a while, viewing some machinery and at 10:30 a hooter sounds and the factory workers leave.

G: "Where they go?"

M: "Oh, it is morning tea time. They have a break for 20 minutes."

G: "AAAArrrggghhhh! In Russia, no morning tea."

At 12:00 noon the two VIP's are viewing plans for a new factory and a hooter sounds and the factory workers leave, again.

G: "Where they go now?"

M: "Oh, it is lunch time. They take a break for an hour."

G: "AAAArrrggghhhh! One hour. In Russia, is ten minutes lunch."

At precisely 2:15 pm a hooter sounds, and again the workers leave the factory.

G: "AAAArrrggghhhh! Another break, nyet?"

M: "Yes, another break. They get 20 minutes afternoon smoke!"

At 4:30 pm another hooter sounds and the factory grinds to a halt.

G: "AAAArrrggghhhh! Another break?"

M: "No, they've finished for the day."

G: "In Russia start at 5:00 am, no breaks, ten minutes lunch, no breaks, work till 7:00 pm at night. Right through, no breaks. Why you not make them work harder?"

M: "Oh, we can't do that!"

G: "Why you can't make them work harder?"

M: "Because they're all communists."

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