Best of RHF: General Jokes 90-92
Best of RHF: General Jokes 90-92
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These are the best general jokes from Jan 1990 to Early 1992.
They are in order by the half year, but in no particular order other
than that.
In this section, as well as the other general joke sections, you should
be warned that you will see jokes with swearing and explicit sexual
references. The really nasty ones have been moved to their own
chapter, but that's just on my own judgement, and you certainly might
find jokes in here that you think are nasty.
Most nasty jokes here have keywords on them that tell a little about
the content. These are there as a convenience only, and are not a
guarantee that you won't be offended.
You were warned.
Teamsters (David E Spiro) smirk, offense=unions
"Great Sex" story (TOM@dupr.ocs.drexel.edu) original, sexual, smirk
Marketing hype (Jim des Rivieres) math, smirk
Father and son (Stephen Brick) sexual, swearing, smirk
Not A Knock-Knock Joke (Steve Simmons) chuckle
Olympic athlete status (semi-topical) (Eric Postpischil) original, chuckle
Chemistry 101 (Mark Moore) sexual, funny
Take Two Tabloids and... (Steven Swinkels) funny
Bush & Gorby (Larry Israel) chuckle
Literary animals (Lance A. Sibley) pun, smirk
Sexual preferences of senators (Peter Flynn, UCC Computer Centre) sexual, smirk
Fitting end (Dan Rubesh) sexual, sexual stereotypes
Rocky V (Gary Levine) chuckle
Apartment gossip (Erik Lode) chuckle, sexual
Sainthood for Marcos (David L. Smith) original, smirk
Thousands of women to be arrested (Duane Eitzen) original, chuckle, offense=some feminists
I'm no joketeller, but... (Duke McMullan n5gax) chuckle, sexual
Time out (Philip_Young%dga.ceo.dg.com) sexual, smirk
British Television (Jonathan Dwyer) sexual, smirk
Movie synopsis (Greg) original, chuckle, scholastic stereotypes
Yet more lawyer jokes (Howard Stateman) chuckle, offense=lawyers
Life in the NCAA? (Steve Ulrich) original, chuckle
Newsbriefs #2 (Steve Boswell) original, smirk
A signature (Ken Johnson) educational stereotypes, chuckle
Painting the town red (POPX@vax.oxford.ac.uk) smirk
Best revenge (Perspicacity) national stereotypes, anti-racist, chuckle
Black Humour (M Smith) swearing, funny
Naive people (James Hsieh) chuckle
Twisted chain (Keith Hearn) original, chuckle
Cockney Alphabet going around the net. (Alex Bianchini) smirk
Communists in England (Rick Mather: Praxa Sydney) funny
The Real Reason Nobody Ever Sees Santa (Wayne Hayes) chuckle
The yeast of our problems (Don Libes) chuckle
A Muslim view of Britain (Brian Randell) religious stereotypes, smirk
Teach your children (Per Lundholm) smirk
Three pregnant women at lunch.... (Jonathan I. Kamens) sexual, chuckle
Usenet Oracularities #83 (Stephen Kinzler) chuckle, original
Fast Woman (Eric Griswold) sexual stereotypes, sexual, chuckle
Broken Leg (Tom Cervenka) sexual, chuckle
All Purpose Joke (rl1u+@andrew.cmu.edu) chuckle
What Time-Life Really Means (Chris Long) original, chuckle
Joke from SNL (Bruce Nichol) smirk
American Quality (Jim Battan) swearing, chuckle
New Integrated Income Tax Forms (Ed Hew) chuckle
Relax, go to it. (Larry Hardiman) scatological, smirk
Genealogy (GEO.DOSCH@genie.com) chuckle
Just say no, thank you. (Jed Dennis) smirk
Didn't know if he was coming or going (Burch Seymour) sexual, smirk
Warning sign (Dan Rubesh) smirk
Joseph Campbell Jokes (Scott Fisher) religious stereotypes, chuckle
Sign on the dotted line (Bud.Caplan@ciss.dayton.ncr.com) chuckle, sexual
Fishing safety (Broken Drum) chuckle
Outspoken Newfie (Leigh Clayton) provincial stereotypes, chuckle
Kids selling lemonade (original) (Matthew L. Ginsberg) religious stereotypes, smirk, original
The Deer Hunt (Anthony H. Galway) smirk, swearing
Real Life (Rob Fugina) smirk
Daddy's hammer (Darren New) chuckle
Yugo crazy (johna@gold.gvg.tek.com) smirk
Perestroika (Arnaud Le Hors) chuckle
Disneyworld Hints (Daniel Pearl) original, smirk
Nudist Colony Joke (Joe Dakes) sexual, smirk, homosexuality
Computer service (John M Harres) chuckle
Rottweilers (Paul Eccleson, HP Labs Bristol) chuckle
Fun times in East Germany (Roger Crew) smirk
Lawyers will be lawyers (Scott) sexual, smirk
Terrific (Steve Poole) sexual, funny
A Walk on the Wild Side (Pam Deavers) sexual?, smirk
An example of systems analysis (Bob Stocker) chuckle
Engine trouble (Diomidis Spinellis) chuckle
Ideal Man (Dan Flak) sexual stereotypes, chuckle, sexual
Channel tunnel (Jonathan R. Partington) funny
Yugo Thataway... (PAAAAA7@calstate.UUCP) chuckle
More on biodegradable plastic bags (Jonathan R. Partington) chuckle
Hooks in water (Dave Bakken) smirk
Breathalyser ?? (Eric Percival) sexual, chuckle
Bicycles (Richard Griffith) sexual, chuckle
Matrimonial Specifications (Ephraim Silverberg) sexual stereotypes, chuckle, rot13
Specs for a male (ANNE CAPEHART) sexual stereotypes, smirk
Re: Ticket holders only (Paul M Dubuc) smirk
Birds and the Bees talk (Spannring) sexual, smirk
Punishments! (MICHAEL LOH) sexual, funny
Story of my life (Asher B Samuels) sexual, chuckle
What do I look like? (Chrysalis) sexual, smirk
Ask Dr. Ed (John Welle) chuckle
From Scotland (Peter J. Dotzauer) smirk
The legendary wit of SJAM (Jeff Boyd) chuckle
Medical Marvels (Charlie Martin) sexual stereotypes, funny
One fine evening in Aberdeen... (Hans Huttel) chuckle
The Truth about Contract Bidding (Lisa Mann) chuckle
Vasectomy Fee (Relyea David P) sexual, funny
Taxes (Tim Yu) chuckle
Four Headlines on the day the world ends (M.G. Stinnett) chuckle
Vee Know Vere You Live (John Devitofranceschi) smirk
Ads Create History In the Making (muffy@apple.com) smirk, some sexual
In news just to hand... (David Purdue) chuckle
Divine creation (Charles Piehl) chuckle, offense=religious
Re: Speech in Japan (Henk Langeveld) chuckle
Barbara Bush's Wardrobe (Greame Mullin) chuckle
The new Catholic edition of Playboy (Tony)) sexual, smirk
Donald Trump has lots of dimes. (John Witters) chuckle
Tabloid ad parody (David Danzig) original, funny
A Prince, among men (Chris Best) smirk, sexual
Lancashire dialect (JC@rmc.bitnet) swearing, funny
Lightbulb joke: Blind people (Guy Smith) sick, original, chuckle
My Personal Philosophy (Bo Lindbergh) original, smirk
How to upset a statistician (Mik Butler) smirk
Quality fruit (CNAP73@vaxe.strathclyde.ac.uk) chuckle
Sleeping around (Scott) smirk, sexual, pun
Forgetfulness (0772)) smirk
"We will not be oversold!" (Steve Friedl) chuckle
New Isms for the 90s (Ranjit Bhatnagar) original, chuckle
The veterinarian (Bruce Wehr) sick, smirk
Advice for young mothers (Rajan Ramaswamy) smirk
Seen on a birthday card (Bob Jewett) smirk
Male bathroom rules (Dan Wallach) original, chuckle, bathroom
Making amends for IRS sins (Allan Meers) chuckle
Two (relatively) new Yugo/Lada jokes (Peter Flynn) chuckle
Lateral thinking puzzles revisited (danny@westford.ccur.com) chuckle
American Ambassador in London (Andrew Morton) smirk, scatological
Re: Stuck shift key poetry (Dave Zobel) chuckle
Birthday present (Charles Shub) chuckle
Mighty Texans (Jed Dennis) smirk
Better Sex (Greg Philmon) sexual, smirk
I Wish (Lee Conyers) sexual, smirk
Best of Usenet Oracularities #101-125 (Steve Kinzler) various, original
The Best of Usenet Oracularities #126-150 (Steve Kinzler) chuckle, various
British Car Humor (rimbold@apollo.com) smirk
Birth control, music (GarBear Irick) sexual, chuckle
Animal & Human Relationships (Craig Pinkerton) sexual, smirk
Visually challenged (Richard Beigel) chuckle
Time share holiday advert (Jonathan R. Partington) chuckle
Hello, Sailor (Duke McMullan) chuckle
It's not the beep, it's the locomotion (Pat Bahn) sexual, swearing, funny
Medical Jokes (John) sexual, chuckle
And speaking of Wilhelm Reich... (Denis McKeon EMERG.MED) sexual stereotypes, sexual, chuckle
A girl's first haircut (Bruce Wehr) sexual, chuckle
Comparing husbands and wives.. (Al Asmus) sexual stereotypes, smirk
Kludge's solutions to major world problems (KLUDGE@agcb1.larc.nasa.gov) original, chuckle
Back when I was in college... (Anthon Pang) chuckle
Stay in control (Pat) funny, sexual
Rules for success (Dan_Bloch@transarc.com) chuckle
The Day of the Wedding (Bill Spillman) (spillman william b) sexual, funny, offence=monarchists
Sex Test (Tigger) sexual, funny
Pussy (T.HESSION@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
What is 1 + 2 ? (Jonathan Rowe) chuckle
No down payment seminars (David Chesler) sexual, chuckle
Author solicits death threats (Gordon Letwin) chuckle
Commercial for detergent/contraceptive (Jeff Maziarz) funny
You can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves (Ted Johnson) chuckle
Comparing notes (Burch Seymour) sexual, chuckle
Home, sweet home (GEO.DOSCH@genie.com) sexual, funny
It's a business (NELS) sexual, chuckle
3 for Congress (JAZBUTIS) chuckle
Nun (Morton Cotlar) funny
Watch where you sit! (Kenstir) sexual, chuckle
Bedroom golf (Tim Russell) sexual, chuckle
Bear Identification (Perry G Ramsey) chuckle
Letter to the fantasy column (B. Rajagopalan) original, chuckle, sexual?
Those people with the Holy Goal of Conversion. (Michael Hermann) chuckle, swearing
Breast Fixation (John Hughes) sexual, funny
Size not important? (J.COOLIDGE@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
Crossbreeding experiment (Michael J. Irvin, WSU, 509/335-0437) chuckle
Colonel's secret recipe (Soheila Amiri) chuckle, scatological
Liquid soap (Soheila Amiri) sexual, chuckle
The One-Liner File Annual, Nov 90 (funny-request@looking.on.ca) chuckle, various
The Real Oscar Mayer (Kirk Pearson) chuckle
The Pianist (Jeff Pesis) sexual, chuckle
Medical Claims Form Snafu (Mike Faber) sexual, sexual stereotypes, chuckle
Don't ask too many questions (Tom Markson) chuckle, sexual
You might be a Redneck if (Burch Seymour) regional stereotypes, chuckle
Romeo & the neighbours (Daniel Bowen) original, chuckle
Who to blame? (Robert A. Levene) chuckle
Army vs. Navy (Young U Huh) bathroom, chuckle
A little 69 (Philip Miller, Dr.) funny, sexual
Lawyer's age (Davin Milun) funny
Actuaries (Davin Milun) chuckle
Name Changes (sfleming@cs.heriot-watt.ac.uk) funny
Roberts, Falwell, Schuler (Michael J. Irvin, WSU) chuckle
Answering Machine Messages (Bob) original, chuckle
Banjo jokes (Darrell Reich) chuckle
Proprietary hardware (V.BLACK2@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
Wacky Whirly Birds (Anthony DeBoer) funny
Dalai Lama in NYC (Jon Berger) chuckle
Definition of divorce (Ronnie Kon) chuckle
Bad idea (CMYERS@sctnve.UUCP) chuckle
Communication Studies Final Exam (Chris Slattery) heard it, chuckle
Deliberately Disgusting Jokes (Cindy) gross, explicitly sexual, funny
Elephant joke (M. Edward Borasky) chuckle
Texas Stereotype, English wit (Douglas Spencer) chuckle, regional stereotypes
Wrong place at the wrong time (Ravinder Bhumbla) religious stereotypes, chuckle
Good medicine (George Leitmann) sexual, chuckle
Gay sheep (Peter Scott) sexual, chuckle
Adam and Eve (Gordon Runkle) heard it, funny, sexual stereotypes
A lucky miner in South America (Mark Hatay) sexual, chuckle
Definition of football (Ed Hopper) chuckle
That's the way we really are (V.Alkalaj,IJS-Comp.Centre) religious & national stereotypes, chuckle
Liberalism in the 60's (David Rochberg) chuckle
Soviet Humor: Muscovite memory (Tom Comeau) chuckle
Mississippi's finest (Gordon Newell) chuckle, original
Telephone answering machines (Kirsi "Kriisi" Lindh) chuckle
New TV Pilots (John R. Andrews 6-5995) chuckle
Top 10 relationship list ()) original, chuckle
The Three Monks (Ray Deonandan) scatological, funny, offense=religious
Catholic tastes (G.GRENADE@genie.com) offense=religious, funny
A woman walks into her psychiatrist's... (bahn_pr%ncsd.dnet@gte.com) heard it, funny, swearing
Brit, Scot, Irishman at a bar (Jeanne) chuckle, national stereotypes
Potential sexual dysfunction (Keith Ericson at TekLabs) sexual, chuckle
The first clean sheep joke I ever heard (Allen George Supynuk) funny
Making the supreme sacrifice (Paragon Dude) chuckle
Male Anatomy (bill) sexual, chuckle
The other dictator in the Middle East (Greg Kuperberg) chuckle
Top 10 Ways to Combat Boredom (Abhijit Chaudhari) funny, original
My hand is numb (Arch Hughes) smirk
Have you driven a Ford, lately? (Prasad) original, sexual stereotypes, chuckle
Choice of religion (Sherry) funny, religious stereotypes
American Expressway (Pete Bellas) chuckle
Dan Quayle once again tries to be JFK (John Newmark) original, funny
Seen in rec.games.bridge (Mark Brader) funny
Every woman is a 10 (YOURAA@morekypr.UUCP) chuckle, original
Neil Brown (without typo) (Doug Carter) chuckle, sexual
Yet another lightbulb joke (J. BLUSTEIN) chuckle, national stereotypes
One-party election (Dana E. Keil) chuckle
Why did the chicken cross the road? (John A. Bolhuis) chuckle
Changing Tires (Cindy Tittle Moore) sexual, funny
Lawyer Jokes (Marc) funny
A short dictionary of construction terminology (Jon R Ferro) funny
If it ain't country... (Michael J. Irvin) chuckle
Caught with his pants down... (TDESMOND@badger.ess.harris.com) sexual, chuckle
Senior Citizens (DOC.HANK) sexual, chuckle
Self Amusement (Doug Krause) sexual, chuckle
Personal Questions (Michael J. Irvin, WSU) sexual, chuckle
Sex in Bed (BINARY.BEAR@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
More Sex in Bed (Bertman) sexual, chuckle
Grading methods (CHRISTOPHER T. ZABRISKIE) chuckle
Follow through (John Klassa) chuckle
Near-Death Experience (John Klassa) heard it, sexual, chuckle
It's not what's on the outside that counts... (Yogi Bear) heard it, sexual
Anybody home? (Patrick K. Moffitt) funny
The recession we had to have (Glen Pringle) chuckle
Mysteries of the Overblown (||BATMAN||) funny
Mad Cows (Sara Moss) chuckle
An imperfect sex manual (Hans Huttel) funny, sexual
Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991 (65017000) chuckle
Diplomacy (sfleming@cs.heriot-watt.ac.uk) funny
Star Trek Christmas songs (JONATHAN INGRAM) chuckle
Papal greeting (Pete Simpson) offense=catholics, smirk
Dick jokes (R.POLLAND@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
Black hair? (L.DERNAY@genie.com) sexual stereotypes, chuckle
Little Johnny Jokes (Cindy) sick, chuckle
Energizer(tm) commercial (Jason Hunsaker) original, chuckle
New Radio Station on the, er, air.... (Nicholas J. Simicich) sexual stereotypes, chuckle, sexual
Cuban Food Shortages (Lance Norskog) chuckle
Two old folks' jokes (RACHEL S.) chuckle
Dance Jesus Dance (John F Stoffel) chuckle, offence=Christian
E.T. (Paul McGrath) religious stereotypes, chuckle
Guide to Safe Fax (Richard Messalle) sexual (mildly), chuckle
Keep on Truckin' (M Darrin Chaney) heard it, chuckle
Nuns and large families. (Shawn V. Hernan) chuckle, religious stereotypes
Golf insurance (bip) chuckle, sexual
Chocolate Layer Cake 1040 (Jody) chuckle
Hi-tech haikus (Damon A. Koronakos) original, chuckle
Vasectomy (Henry Spencer) sexual, chuckle
One more banjo joke... (mary%zaphod@gargoyle.uchicago.edu) musician stereotypes?, chuckle
Sorry, wrong number. (Gabe Wiener) chuckle
To Err is Hitler (Bear's_Class_Account@ub.cc.umich.edu) funny
Observation on Divorce (Stan Shebs) chuckle
Summer Movies To Whet Your Appetite (Kevin Denelsbeck) original, chuckle
Abortion Fines in Ann Arbor (Thomas Young Galloway) original, funny, sexual
Affirmative action (Phil OKunewick) chuckle
Check out those Canadians (Dan Barrett) funny
China Express ... (Staff-Jinghong _ Li) smirk
Music jokes (Dale Gold) smirk
Bovine Family (Van Snyder) chuckle
Radar Trap (Mike Seibel) chuckle
Here's my Crushed Cats Joke (John Montbriand) sick, chuckle
Drinking and driving (J.D. Baldwin) chuckle
Doing business on the opposite coast (Mike Doughney) chuckle
A Modern (Cynical) Fable (Todd Whitehurst) chuckle
English is a funny language... (J.D. Frazer) smirk, swearing
Self-referential riddle (ark@research.att.com) smirk, original
Husband and Wife (Roger Taranto) funny
The Jewish Mother (Pat Willmott) chuckle, religious stereotypes
A hard thing to give up... (Pat Traynor) sexual, funny
Bumper Snicker (zap@savage.UUCP) chuckle
A History of Math Education (Victor G. LeBlanc) chuckle
Penis one-liner (Robin Burke) sexual, chuckle
Demi Moore Vanity Fair cover photo (Michael J. Irvin, WSU) chuckle
Male Anatomy (Cindy) smirk, sexual
Senior Citizens (K.SYBESMA@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
Alligator pearls (Ray Deonandan) chuckle
Pay for your transgression (G.WHERRY@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
Project Managers (Bob Devine) chuckle
Wit and Wisdom of VP Quayle (Thomas A. Bartlett) funny, true
"No solicitors" -- we mean it (Stephen J. Friedl) chuckle
Kids say the funniest things (Jeff Knodel) funny
Marriage (Cindy) chuckle
DL.HUMOR Entrance Exam (HAUSMANN_MADDI@prune.UUCP) swearing, original, funny
20 Things That Never Happen in "Star Trek" (Nick Rothwell) funny
More Stuff You Never See on Star Trek (John R. Robey) chuckle
Hell (Ake Eldberg) smirk
In, out, in, out. (Robert Mokry) chuckle, sexual
Buying votes (David F. Hare) chuckle
New Hampshire signs (Tim Walters) original, chuckle
Improve World League American Football (Jim Q. Carson) original, funny
Heart Attack (Dianne M. Dalman) sexual, chuckle
Bad dude (Craig Stacey) funny, sexual, swearing
Popular European Languages (Don Likeness) original, smirk
Dick jokes (Claire) sexual, chuckle
Dangerous address (Jimmy Aitken) chuckle
Backward masked messages (Ken Johnson) chuckle
Reagan (Ian Neath) chuckle
Thornburgh (Mike Gardner) chuckle
Joke from AstroPhysicist Boyfriend (Erica Liebman) chuckle
Corporate Approved Politically Correct Jokes (Maddi Hausmann) original, chuckle
The facts of life (JBOLOGNA@bentley.bitnet) sexual, funny
Heavenly Baseball (415) 506-6232) chuckle
Whose country is it? (Peter Scott) chuckle
Prefix, suffix, infix (John C Green Jr) smirk, swearing
The social value of multitasking (Ofer Inbar) chuckle
Not quite Wright... (Steve Connelly) original, chuckle
Let's make like ..... (hobson@header.enet.dec.com) funny
More Music Jokes (Chris Norley) chuckle
Forever yours (naomi seeger) sexual, chuckle
New Version of Old Joke (Andrew) original, smirk
Airplane passengers (J.D. Williams) sexual, funny
The Jack of All Trades (Steve Connelly) chuckle, sexual, original
Weight-watchers' spelling (Jamie Mason) chuckle
"Your mother should know" (Marc) chuckle
Sexual, twist, probably old (The Big Y -- Yoram Puius) smirk
Our world leaders (Richard W. Sabourin) smirk
Answer to spouse question (skantar) chuckle, sexual stereotypes
When I was in the military... (That Guy) chuckle, swearing, sexual
Grad school angst (Jack Greenbaum) chuckle
Hard Vacation (Buck in Fla.) chuckle, sexual
Unwed farmer's son's big win & discovery (JENSEN@ilp.mit.edu) chuckle
Drinking and Driving (Dale Larson) chuckle
Rabbi up to the bar, boys (Lori) funny
The woes of being a grease monkey (Forwarded/Hobson's Choice) chuckle, sexual
Murphy brown (Eric C. Olson) chuckle
Geography of Womanhood (Dave Chamberlin) sexual, sexual stereotypes
German generations (Brandon S. Dewberry) chuckle
If I had two (Tim Cheung) chuckle, sexual
Selection of golf jokes ... (Forwarded) chuckle, sexual
Small change ... (Forwarded) sexual, chuckle
Fart'n me, madame (Forwarded) chuckle, scatological
Bridge with the Colonel's wife (Dave Dodson) funny, sexual
LJBF meets the LBJ (Richard Murnane) chuckle, original
Dan Quayle comeback (Paul Stacy) smirk
More Interesting Movie Combos (Jean Cook) chuckle, original
Viola Jokes (Daniel M. Alt) smirk
Lunchtime humor (Josh_Cohen@3mail.3com.com) chuckle
Doctor puts down vet (Richard Murnane) chuckle
Getting infants to sleep (Andy Oakland) funny
Senator Bono? (Lazlo Nibble) funny
Mother Murphy's laws (seth tepfer) sexual, chuckle
Book your own talk show (tsw@johana.UUCP) chuckle
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