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This is what the Cockney alphabet looks like: AlexB

A for 'Orses            ('ay for 'orses) 
B for Mutton            (Beef or Mutton) 
C for Miles             (see for miles) 
D for Ential            (Differential) 
E for Brick             ('Eave a Brick) 
F for Vessence          (Effervescence) 
G for Get It            (Gee, forget it!) 
H for Bless You         (Aitsshfa! A sneeze) 
I for The Engine        (Ivor the Engine) 
J for Oranges           (Jaffa Oranges) 
K for Restaurant        (Cafe or Restaurant) 
L for Leather           ('Ell for Leather) 
M for Sis               (Emphasis) 
N for Lope              (Envelope) 
O for The Garden Wall   (Over the Garden Wall) 
P for Relief            (??) 
Q for a Bus             (Queue for a Bus) 
R for Mo                ('alf a Mo) 
S for Rantzen           (Esther Rantzen) 
T for Two               (Tea for Two) 
U for Me                (You for Me) 
V for La France         (Vive la France) 
W for the Winnings      (Double you for the Winnings) 
X for Breakfast         (Eggs for Breakfast) 
Y for Husband           (Wife or Husband) 
Z for Wind              (Zephyr Wind) 

[Ed: There are various versions of some of these, check rec.humor for them if you desire.]

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