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The Real Reason Nobody Ever Sees Santa

wayne@csri.toronto.edu (Wayne Hayes)
(chuckle)

Seen on a local advertisement for a Christmas party awhile ago:

Scene:

A small boy stands agape on the stairway overlooking the living room. A rather largish man in a big red suit with white fur and red and white toque hunches over the fireplace, filling stockings with gifts, sees the boy over his shoulder. His eyebrows are raised, matter-of-factly.

Caption: "I'm sorry you've seen me, Billy. Now I'll have to kill you."


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