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Hack Scoreboard I'd Like to See [rec.humor.funny]

Hack Scoreboard I'd Like to See

boutell@freezer.it.udel.edu (Tom Boutell)
(funny, computer)

You reached the 98th place on the top 100 list.

No Points Name Hp [max]
1 oo(2) hacker-Tourist died on dungeon level 99.
Hacked the source for an exponential score. [oo]
killed by floating point exception.
2 50000000 Stallone- Barbarian died on dungeon level 20.
Tripped. [500]
3 20938434 Rockefeller-Philanthropist died on dungeon [100]
(Gold) level 10. Killed by socialist kobolds.

96 1988 Quayle-Republican died on dungeon level 1990.
Sent by Bush to handle "the black dragon thing." [Nil]
97 1950 Hapless-Freshman died on dungeon level 1.
Killed by newt while stuck in "caps lock." [10]
98 1900 You-Undergraduate quit on dungeon level 10.
Remembered exam in fifteen minutes. 2.5 [4.0]
99 1500 Big_Mona-Valkyrie died on dungeon level 10.
Surrounded by orcs while in the "porcelain
throne room." [200]
100 10 Wesley-Ensign died on bridge level 1.
Killed by absolutely everybody. [1]


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