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Forrest Gump Life is like a Box of chocolates...
Forrest Dahmer People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!
Forrest Simpson Mmmmm, chocolate...
Forrest the Hun Chocolate all mine!
Forrest Simmons Chocolate is bad! EXERCISE! EXERCISE!
Forrest Rivera People who like Chocolate..Next on
"Forrest"
Forrest Jackson Little kids like my box of chocolates
Forrest Hefner Keep the chocolate, lose the box.
Forrest Shakespeare Chocolate, or no chocolate. That is the
question
Forrest Of Borg All chocolates must be assimilated
Forrest Presley Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate
Forrest Zen I am one with the chocolate
Forrest McClain I used to be a box of Chocolates
Forrest Ventura Chocolates...Alll-Riighty then...
Forrest Lauper People just wanna have chocolate
Forrest Turner What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with
it?
Forrest Bones Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a box of
chocolate
Forrest Spock Logically speaking, we are all chocolate
Forrest Scotty The box...she's breaking apart Capt'n
Forrest Rooney Why is it that we are all chocolates?
Forrest Butler Frankly Scarlett, I don't like chocolate
Forrest O'Hara Tommorrow, is another box of chocolates.
Forrest Lee Fight with your inner chocolate
Forrest Doo Roinks Raggy, Rocolates!
Forrest Pig Life is a box of choc-choa-che..candy
Forrest Marx That's the weirdest box of chocolates I've
ever seen....
Forrest Nicholson You want chocolate? You can't handle
chocolate
Forrest Copperfield POOF! The chocolates are gone!
Forrest X We didn't land in the box of chocolate
The box of chocolate landed on us
Forrest Hitler White Chocolates only!
Forrest the Frog Someday we'll find it,
The chocolate connection
The plain ones,
The cream filled, and me
Forrest Eastwood I know what your thinking.
Did he eat five chocolates, or did he eat
six.
Well let me ask you...
Do you feel hungry,PUNK? Well...DO YOU?
Forrest Barney I'm cream filled
You're with nuts
We're a box of chocoluts...
Forrest Adam and Eve ADAM=Chocolates are forbidden
EVE=Just eat one....
Forrest Moses I command the chocolates to seperate!
Forrest Noah 2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconuts,
2 peanut butter...
Forrest Christ Let he without sin, eat the first
chocolate
Forrest Ali Chocolate's the greatest!
Forrest On Phonics Lief es lyk a boks uv chakolets
Forrest PsychicLine Yes, I knew you were a chocolate
Forrest 900-line oooh, can I suck your cream filled
chocolates?
Forrest Dating Game Bacholar number two...
If I was a piece of chocolate,
What would you fill me with?
Forrest Alimony The Box is mine!
Forrest Adultry You just can't have one chocolate.
The Forrest plague Ewww..these Chocolates are bad
ChiefJustice Forrest Thomas I never touched her milk-duds!
Forrest Andrews The Hills are alive...like a box of
chocolates
Forrest Allen Chocolate...Huuuh?
Forrest Costello Who's eating chocolate?
Forrest Abbot No, Who is not eating chocolate
Forrest Vader Luke...I am your chocolate
Forrest Yoda There is a dark chocolate, and a light
chocolate...
Forrest Obi 1 Kenobi May the chocolate be with you
Forrest Butthead Uh...life is like a box of, um...chocolates
Forrest Beavis Heh-heh, you said Box
Forrest Frued Is life really a box of chocolate,
or is it your mother you want?
Forrest SkeeLo I wish I had a box of Chocolates...
Forrest Trebeck The answer: This is like a box of Chocolate
(Contestant): What is Life
Forrest Hillary Hey Bill...those are my Chocolates!
Forrest Fudd Wife is wike a box uv chocowates
Forrest Calvin It's not a box of chocolates,
It's a transmorfgorizing ray!!
Forrest Tannen Chocolates...McFly, hello!!
Dr. Forrest Ruth Chocolate is nice, but sex is better!
The Forrest Zone There is another dimension,
beyond that which is known to man,
It's a dimension of cream-filled bon-bons,
Or nutty carmel turtles,
and it lies in the white cardboard box,
in the pit of my lap.
It is a candy coated center of
comparision, and it is a place we call...
The Forrest Zone
Forrest Latin ifela sia a oxba foa hocolatesa
Forrest Lincoln Forescore and several chocolates ago...
Forrest Satan Life is a box of melted chocolates (Sign)
Forrest Churchlady Chocolates...well, isn't that special!
Forrest Wayne Sh-yeah..and life is like a box of
chocolates as if...
Forrest Garth Hey mister chocolate man...who's trying to
kill you?...I don't know but you better
not...
Forrest Bond Life's a box of exploding chocolate
Forrest Smurf Smurf is a smurf of smurfs
Forrest '95 The box is the same,
But the chocolates are upgraded
Forrest Lennon Imagine there's no chocolate...
Forrest Hall Will you take the Box of Chocolates,
or what's behind DOOR NUMBER TWO?
Forrest Press Your Luck Box of Chocolates! No Whammies...STOP!
Forrest of Fortune LIFE I_ LIKE _ __X _F CH_C_L_TE_
Forrest Popeye I yam a box of Chocolets...yuk, yuk, yuk
Forrest Ice If you got a chocolate,
Yo I'll box it.
Check out my life,
As my D.J Rocks it!
Forrest Ross Life is a happy little box of chocolates
Forrest Bill and Ted Dude, Life's totally a box of Chocolate!
---EXCELLENT!----
___AIR GUITARS TRIUMPHANTLY_____
Forrest Fife This Box of Chocolates is a lethal weapon!
Forrest Stooges Look Chocolates....nyuk nyuk nyuk
Scram Wise guy **BOink**
Leave him alone Moe!
Oh you want in on it too...**SLAP**/CRASH/
Forrest Reagan Life is a box of um.....
Forrest Bush This will not be another Box of Chocolates!
Forrest Clinton I didn't inhale the cream centers
Forrest Limbaugh Life may be a box of Chocolates...
But the Democrats are all nuts...
Forrest COPS on location Bon bons, bon bons
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do, when someone eats you!
Forrest Feud Life is like a?
(Contestant) Box of Chocolates...
(other Contestants) ooh good answer, good
answer....
Box of chocolates...SURVEY SAYS?
Forrest Native Americans These chocolates are moving to a smaller
box..
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