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        Three women were in the waiting room of a gynocologist, and each of 
     them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be.  The first
     one stopped and took a pill.  "What was that?"  the others asked her. 
     "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy."
     A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.  "What was that?" the 
     others asked.  "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and 
     strong."  They continued knitting.  Finally the third woman took a 
     pill.  "What was that?"  the others asked her.
     "It was thalidomide,"  she said, "I just can't get the arms right on 
     this sweater!"

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