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A local pizza company is running a radio ad in which an announcer reads a letter from a woman praising their pizza: Mrs. Cardelli writes "Where did you get that delicious Italian Garlic?" The guy responds "The garlic is not Italian, the pizza is. Mrs. Cardelli, this is Italian" <play some Italian opera>. "Shoes when priced over $300 are Italian. Men named 'Guido' are Italian, as are most women named 'Guido'. Films with no plot and illegible subtitles are Italian. A guy standing in the back of an ornate canoe using a pole to push himself through a murky canal is Italian. But the garlic is not Italian."
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