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From the mouth of babes

yku00969@yorku.ca (David J. Kelk)
York University
(smirk, awwww)

This happened in my garage about two hours ago:  My stepbrother was
giving my stepsister's rat a lethal dose of carbom monoxide under his
truck.  [It has brain cancer (?) apparently.]  Anyway his young
daughter was there and the following conversation took place between
them:

YD:  What are you doing?
SS:  We're sending my pet rat to heaven
[Stepbrother is under the truck at this point with the rat.]
YD:  In a truck?

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