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I wrote the following list after being inspired by some discussions on rec.arts.disney. To fully appreciate it, it helps to know the movie _The_Little_Mermaid_ by heart. It also helps if you're up-to-date on your Disney news. The Top Ten Down Sides to Marrying Ariel ======================================== 10. No more fish for dinner 9. Keeps hogging the bathtub 8. All those reckless driving tickets 7. Her morbid fear of scaling knives 6. Looking for contact lenses in her size 5. Rumor has it that Pocahontas is a major babe 4. Gets hungry whenever you pass a live bait shop 3. Having that steroid case for a father-in-law 2. Ever-present fear that she'll run away with Tom Hanks AND THE NUMBER ONE DOWN SIDE TO MARRYING ARIEL... 1. Having to swim upstream once a year to spawn
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