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   71-year old Sarah decided to have a baby. She went to the fertility
clinic and had one implanted.

   After she brought the baby home, her friend Mabel came to visit her
and see her bundle of joy.

   "So, let's see the new arrival!", exclaimed Mabel.

   "No, not yet", explained Sarah.

   This exchange was repeated a few times until Mabel was ready to
leave.  Mabel was rather miffed and pouted at her friend, demanding an
explanation for Sarah's refusal to show her the baby. Sarah
explained, "We have to wait until he cries."  "But why?" demanded
Mabel again.

   Sarah sighed.  "Because I forgot where I put him."

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