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Kerrigan Assault -- Plan B

jgacker@neptune.gsfc.nasa.gov (James G. Acker)
(topical, smirk, Olympics)

	The _Washington Post_ recently featured an article about the
December mishap that occurred when U.S. women's luge competitor Bethany
Calcaterra-McMahon accidentally ran over the leg of head German
luge coach Sepp Lenz.   Lenz, who was unable to get off the track
before Calcaterra-McMahon made her training run, had his leg severed
cleanly below the knee.   Calcaterra-McMahon was moving so fast that she
did not realize she had even hit Lenz until she reached the bottom
of the run.

	Tonya Harding, seeking a compromise with the U.S. Olympic
Committee, has reportedly asked to compete in the luge if she is
barred from the figure-skating competition.


(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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