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Yes, now women too can enjoy special "just for her" seminars taught by our all-male faculty.

SEMINARS FOR WOMEN

1. "Are you ready to leave?"--Definition of the word "yes"
2. Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
3. Elementary Map Reading
4. Crying and law enforcement
5. Advanced Math Seminar--Program your VCR
6. You can go shopping for less then 4 hours
7. Gaining five pounds v. the end of the world: a study in contrast
8. The Seven-Outfit Week
9. PMS--It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: It's Happened Monthly
10. Since Puberty--Deal With It)
11. Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
12. Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
13. Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
14. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water
15. The Super Bowl: Not a Game--A Sacrament
16. Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You")
17. How to Earn Your Own Money
18. Giftgiving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
19. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
20. Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
21. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
22. We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
23. MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments
24. Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (was: WE learned to deal with the embarrassment)
25. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
26. What Goes Around Comes Around--Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
27. The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours
28. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
29. Committment Schmittment (was: Wedlock Schmedlock)
30. "To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do"
31. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
32. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man-child Healing his Father Wound by Expressing the Latent Wild Man Within?

JHFROME and MTABBOTT @amherst.edu

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