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[Editor's note: this one is DIFFERENT!]

In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status. The following courses will be offered:

  General Education: 
    GE101:  Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges 
    GE102:  Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic") 
    GE103:  How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One 
    GE104:  How to Parallel Park 
    GE105:  Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity 
    GE106:  Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps 
    GE107:  Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera 

  Home Economics: 
    HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Prematurely 
    HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely 
    HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely 
    HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely 
    HE102:  How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How 
	    to Cut Credit Cards in Half") 
    HE103:  Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How 
	    Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?") 

  Interpersonal Relationships: 
    IR101:  How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation 
    IR102:  Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy 
	    Watching Roller Derby 
    IR103:  Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b) 
    IR104:  Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce 
    IR105:  Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your 
	    Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too") 
    IR106:  Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials 
	    (formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' 
	    is REALLY For!") 

  Sex Education: 
    SE101a: How to Say "Yes" 
    SE101b: How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes" 
    SE102:  Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore 
    SE103:  Who Belongs on Top and Why 
    SE104:  Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving 
    SE105:  Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month" 
	    (formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm") 
    SE106:  Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only) 

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