[Passed from friend to friend to friend ...]
"My brother-in-law Jim is in computer maintenance at the Associated Grocers warehouse in Tukwila. Last week he got a call from one of the ladies in the office regarding problems with her computer and the mouse.
When he got there the lady kept insisting the mouse problem was inside the computer. Finally, to humor her he opened it up.
And out jumped the mouse.
AG no longer permits open slots in back of computers....