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An Electron's Longings

inder@ichips.intel.com (Inderpreet Bhasin)
(smirk, original, science)


                     An Electron's Longings

              The electron 
               at the edge of the valence band
              said:

              I stand upon the edge     
              Condemned by fate's cruel hand
              To lie in a state of perpetual freeze
              With energy lacking to do a trapeze
              Across to freedom's higher land

              There are many who have risen beyond
              Coulombic forces. They blisfully exist
              Unshelled. Their orbitals know no bond.
              With carefree abandon they diffuse and drift.

              Will no photon shine a light ?
              Will no dopant lend a hand ?                
              To conquer Fermi's improbable height
              To leap into the conduction band !  

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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