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Gosh, I can't remember making any original jokes, lots of smart comments etc, satirical writings etc, but no jokes. Must try, Q: How many greenpeace researchers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one. Q: How many soviet politburo members does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the light bulb is just sick with a bad cold. Q: How many Frank Zappa's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the light bulb is not dead, it just smells funny. Q: How many system administrators does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, just remove the rights of everybody allowed to go into the room. Everybody's got to start somewhere. Flames/Encouragement to my account. ross@cs.aukuni.ac.nz
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