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From: davidvc
To:   hq.misc

What is the zoo utility?


 > From: rbleeker (Robert Bleeker)
 > To: davidvc
 > Subject: Re: zoo archive utility?
 > 
 > A zoo archive utility I have known to be a tool that will flatten
 > any animal to pancake size.  This will enable you to fit all
 > species known to man into a medium sized office file cabinet.
 > 
 > If you have any other questions.... let me know.
 > 
 > Rob.
 > 

From: davidvc
To:   rbleeker
CC:   hq.misc

There's a joker in every crowd... :)

Here's a list of the other archive utilities:

ar	- For fitting as many pirates as possible onto a single
	  ship

tar	- Excellent for roofing and roadmaking.  Allows you to stuff
	  three times as much of this black substance into one of those
	  stinky, smoking machines as is possible using standard 
	  techniques.

bar	- You know how crowded those single's bars are.  To fit more
	  single swingers into a bar, use this utility.  Flags are

		bar -sex	Extract singles in pairs of two with this flag

		bar -t		Seat a number of singles at a table in
				the bar.

		bar -v		Listen in on the verbose conversations
				of the specified single.  If you don't
				specify a particular single, you will hear
				all conversations at once.

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