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I got these from a friend of mine, who got them from a BBS in New Orleans. I have changed Wesley's so that the chorus goes "teenaged boy" instead of "only a boy"; I think it sings a little easier this way.

From Jean-Luc Picard (to the tune of "Let it Snow")

Oh, the vacuum outside is endless, 
unforgiving, cold, and friendless, 
but still we must boldly go-- 
make it so, make it so, make it so. 

From William Riker (to the tune of "Deck the Halls") 

Here's a vexing Christmas riddle 
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la) 
Why must I play second fiddle? 
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la) 
How can I impress Deanna 
(fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la) 
When I'm number two banana? 
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la) 

From Wesley Crusher (to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen") 

I'm at Starfleet Academy and I'd just like to say 
I miss the opportunity to weekly save the day-- 
To make things worse I have to be 
In some dumb Christmas play! 
Yes I'm bright, though I'm just a teenaged boy, teenaged boy, 
And the Enterprise was my most favorite toy. 

From Data 

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
jingle all the way! 
Oh what fun it is to ride 
in a one-horse open sleigh-- 

or so I am reliably informed, lacking a subjective and intuitively perceived referent for the term "fun," I am able only to report the phenomenon as experienced by others, whose individual perceptions somewhat color the-- yes, sir.

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