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Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991

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New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991.
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conservative reactionary The Establishment White Power Elite hearing person temporarily aurally abled sighted person temporarily visually abled blind visually challenged mute vocally challenged dead metabolically different alive temporarily metabolically abled ugly aesthetically challenged rude politically correct (tm) psychopath socially misaligned bald follicularly challenged non-white, non-male oppressed white melanin impoverished/genetically oppressive white male oppressor black african-american asian asian-american afro-american african-american

pregnancy parasitic oppression

janitor sanitation engineer dish washer utensil sanitizer

dairy where cows are raped ranch where cattle are murdered egg ranch where hens are raped

biology department where animals are tortured and then murdered to fulfill the sadistic fantasies of white male scientist lackeys of the imperialistic drug companies

fishing raping the oceans farming exploiting mother earth

paper bag processed tree carcass female person of gender horn-dog person of ardor drooling drunk idiot person on floor group of whites L.A.P.D. girl pre-womin boy oppressor to be

[Ed: Some at the end are from the Kalamazoo College's newspaper, provided by Jamie R. McCarthy)]


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