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Specs for a male

capehart@nevada.edu (ANNE CAPEHART)
University of Nevada, System Computing Services
(sexual stereotypes, smirk)

[Note: this is in response to "looking for a wife" that you posted about a month ago]

Looking for a Husband

Hardware Requirements:

  1. Pleasant screen and durable chassis.
  2. Hard drive - no floppies!
  3. User definable sex drive.
  4. Must come certified "bug free."
  5. Top-of-the-line joystick.

Software Requirements:

  1. Compiler for IOHL (International Obedient Husband Language) basic command subset (e.g. of_course_dear, yes_I_will_watch_the_kids, just_use_the_credit_card).
  2. Must be easily programmable.
  3. Single-user mode ONLY.
  4. Very-user-friendly interface.


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