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Joe Blow the aspiring young executive was late for an appointment and in the process of doubling the speed limit in his BMW when a VW beetle pulled out in front of him. He could not slow down fast enough and slammed into the beetle. Surprisingly, the BMW was totaled while the beetle was in good shape. The driver of the compact was amused at the condition of the two cars.

The exec was so enraged that he had a hard time keeping from attacking the driver of the VW. The exec drew a large circle on the ground off to one side.

He said, "You get in that circle and stay there, or I'm going to beat the shit out of you!" The exec got a tire iron out of his trunk and smashed the windshield of the beetle. The man in the circle just smiled. The exec just got madder and madder. He smashed the headlights and tail lights. When he looked back, the other man was snickering to himself. This so infuriated the exec that he smashed in the hood of the beetle. The other man was laughing so hard that he could barely stand up.

Unable to stand any more, the frustrated exec tromped away. About this time a fellow in a pick up truck pulled up and offered the VW driver a ride. "What are you laughing about? He just trashed your car."

"Yeah," the other man replied, "but I snuck outside of that circle three times."

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