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Congressional Ethics

roberson@cs.washington.edu (Bruce Roberson)
U of Washington, Computer Science, Seattle
(heard it, chuckle)

What Congress means by ethics is best explained by the tailor's story:

"Suppose I sell a suit to a young man for $200. He tells me that his family is footing the bill and that if I give him a receipt for $400 to give to his parents, he will pay me $100 on the side. The question of ethics is: Do I keep the extra $100 myself, or do I tell my partner and split it with him?"


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