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Congressional Ethics
roberson@cs.washington.edu (Bruce Roberson)
U of Washington, Computer Science, Seattle
(heard it, chuckle)
What Congress means by ethics is best explained by the tailor's story:
"Suppose I sell a suit to a young man for $200. He tells me that
his family is footing the bill and that if I give him a receipt
for $400 to give to his parents, he will pay me $100 on the side.
The question of ethics is: Do I keep the extra $100 myself, or
do I tell my partner and split it with him?"
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