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As told by Peter Ludwig of Austria at the National Cave Rescue Commission Cave Rescue Training Seminar:

How do you tell an Optimist from a Pessimist?

An optimist feels that in 20 years a pair of shoes will cost only 100 marks.

A pessimist feels that in 20 years a pair of shoes will cost only 100 rubles.

[Ed: Or, of course, an Optimist feels that this is the best of all possible worlds, and a Pessimist worries that the optimist may be right. ]

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