Best of RHF: General Jokes 87-89
Best of RHF: General Jokes 87-89
This page contains direct links to the best jokes from the early years
of rec.humor.funny. Enjoy them, but
don't read them all at once.
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General JokesGeneral Jokes
These are the general jokes from mid 1987 to December of 1989.
They are in order by the half year, but in no particular order other
than that.
In this section, as well as the other general joke sections, you should
be warned that you will see jokes with swearing and explicit sexual
references. The really nasty ones have been moved to their own
chapter, but that's just on my own judgement, and you certainly might
find jokes in here that you think are nasty.
Most nasty jokes here have keywords on them that tell a little about
the content. These are there as a convenience only, and are not a
guarantee that you won't be offended.
You were warned.
The brothel makes us strong (Jim Gardner) laugh, sexual
Dead lawyer? (Bob Gallagher) laugh, offense=lawyers
Discipline (Kyle Adler) funny
Attorney season (carlc@tekgen.TEK.COM) chuckle
Newfie Flies to Toronto (Eric Rapin) funny, offense=newfies
Politics explained (Frederick Wamsley) smirk
A. Whitney Brown on Reagan and Ginsberg (Jeff Meyer) chuckle
Another joke from Poland (resident factious factotum)) laugh
On the Buses (Byron Rakitzis) chuckle, offense=italians
Banana Loaf (Andrew MacLeod) sexual, smirk
Woman Goes to Las Vegas (Todd Warnock) funny, sexual
Take Your Date to a Nice Restaurant (C'mon Bambi. Make my day!) smirk, scatological, sexual
Humor from Poland (Maurice E. Suhre) chuckle
The Oprah Winfrey Show (Bill Kennedy) maybe, gross
A Soviet Man of Letters (Bapat) funny
Specifications (mst@cs1.UUCP) smirk
Comrade Stalin (janw@inmet.UUCP) chuckle
It's not the meat (C'mon Bambi. Make my day!) sexual, chuckle
Johnny at the Zoo (rsalz@pineapple.bbn.com) funny, sexual
Navigational error (Patricia Giencke) maybe
Non-existent movie titles (Billy Green) smirk
Church bulletin humor (Nordquist) laugh
Presbyophrenia (resident factious factotum)) smirk
Carpenters (David Ackerman) sick, funny
Funny Story (Jonathan G. Levy) smirk
Buying aspirin (Ken Yap) chuckle
Pilot Joke (Aaron Endelman) chuckle
Graffito rules... (Eric Tilenius) chuckle
More lawyer jokes (Scott Neugroschl) chuckle
Freeze, turkey (tom reingold) chuckle, sexual
Nasty weather (Lukas) chuckle, swearing, sexual
Another Texan (Bill Kennedy) smirk
Topical Pope Humor (Mark Mullins) maybe, sexual, offense=catholics
Very old Russian joke (Rick [Eric] Ledoux) smirk
Food service (Mike Stachowiak) laugh, sexual
Young drinker joke (Paul A. Suhler) chuckle
Country & Western (Bill Kennedy) maybe, sexual
Medical humor (Burch Seymour) chuckle
I owe, I owe (Dave Fiske) chuckle
Little Johnnie (Julian Cowley) chuckle
Shortages (Adam J. Kucznetsov) chuckle
The Best Hotels laugh
Joke told by Russian Jews (Warren Burstein) chuckle
Revenge (5412) gross, funny
Hippies (Bill Kennedy) smirk
Keeping Score (Bob Weissman) heard it, funny, rot13, sexual
Alz lang syne (heath@ncrcae.UUCP) chuckle
The Royal Outing (rlw@philabs.philips.com) laugh, sexual, offense=loyalists
Busy night in the garden (Richard Wexelblat) funny, sexual
An international conference and a Country Club (wong) chuckle
French in vogue... (cbosgd!ssbn!bill) chuckle
A humourous anecdote from soc.men (Henry Mensch) smirk, sexual
Innovative manufacturing (heath@ncrcae.UUCP) smirk, sexual
Morals vs geography (Brian Gordon) chuckle
Quick Wit Retort (sysop) chuckle
Academicians (Mike Lutz) chuckle
Wake me in time for the wedding (Sigrid Grimm) chuckle, offense=irish
Democracy in action (oj@apollo.UUCP) funny
The Chemistry set (Christopher A. Maloney) chuckle, sexual
Biology Class (Robert Grove) smirk
Mormons at it again (good@pixar.UUCP) smirk
A REAL honest-to-goodness Mormon joke (Mroz) chuckle, sexual
Amputee in a bar (Duke McMullan) funny, offense=amputees
The Famous Enterprise / Road Runner Story (Kee Hinckley) laugh
The Vasectomy (Paul Blumstein) smirk
Real Polish Jokes (Dan Flak) chuckle
American Jokes (Scott Simpson) smirk, copyright
Soviet Humour (Steven Swinkels) chuckle
Interesting Observation (Rick Jarvis) laugh
Stress (lyndon@ers.UUCP) chuckle
Why did the nun cross the road? smirk, sick
An Arab and a Jew (Steve Harris) maybe, semi-gross
Newfie at the Doctor (Greg Kiech) scatological, smirk, racist (?)
Stress Diet (from sci.med) (Steve Robiner) laugh
Rest in Peace (Ron Baakkonen) smirk
Mark Twain's plan for the improvement of spelling (santos@ihlpg.UUCP) funny
Two Morons Fishing (Anonymous) chuckle
Scientific Research (Wayne M. Syvinski) funny
The Eyes Have it (Kevin Chu) chuckle
Lawer joke chuckle, offense=lawers
Telephone man in the army (Bruce Stein) chuckle
Farm joke submission (Jack H. Ostroff) chuckle, offense=aggies
Mildly off color story using fractured French (Richard Wexelblat) chuckle
A Pig who Wanted to Get Weighed (zippy the pinhead) laugh
Standard Disclaimer (Brent C J Britton) chuckle
Polish Bank Joke (Dave Fiske) laugh
Texans and New Yorkers (Ken Barr) smirk, sexual
A Fortune (Craig Werner) chuckle
The Pope and Gary Hart (John Pieper) sidesplit, offense=Catholics
Generic Ethnic joke (Jon George Seidl) smirk
(Lack of) work (Mitch Patenaude) smirk
Junkie/AIDS/Condom Joke smirk
Safe Sex (tim@prism.TMC.COM) offense=homosexuals, sexual, smirk
NutWorks Dating Issue (Brent C J Britton) funny, original, sexual
Thrill of the hunt (Mike Newsome) chuckle
Top Ten Reasons for Not Graduating (srt@cs.ucla.edu) original, funny
VOTT'S UPPEN, KLAUS??? (Mark Stradinger) smirk, swearing
Problems with Hare-lips (Derrick Hamner) chuckle, swearing
Manners (Robert Plamondon) chuckle, offense=Christians
Anti-Chain Letter (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) chuckle, original
Your boss may be an alien! (Doug Mackensie) chuckle
Friggem Young (Barnacle Wes) smirk, sexist, offense=Latter Day Saints
More Supposedly Real Funny Sentences (Joel E. Slotkin) funny
Bartender, there's a fly in my... (Kenneth Richard Tough) funny, offense=Scots
From Poland (Frederick Wamsley) smirk
Nothing can stop the US Air Force ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) chuckle
Give that man a hand (Lizard) chuckle
Penis Length Survey (Scott Turner) funny, original, sexual
What goes up... (Harold Lynn Brunette) laugh
Endangered species (Gregory Sandell) smirk
Nasty Practical Joke (David B. Witherspoon) laugh
Dear Abbie (prince@CS.UCLA.EDU) ethnic, chuckle, sexual
Birds of a feather (Benton Holzwarth) smirk, long
It's fun to charter (Grant Robinson) chuckle
Diplomatic Immunity (Speed Racer) racist, offense=arabs, smirk
Let no Man Put Us Under (Ben Wolin) racist
Michael Jackson (john dyson) laugh
What you shouldn't say to your wife... (David S. Goldberg) chuckle, sexual
Ultimate rejection (Derrick Hamner) sexual, chuckle
Long life (Mark A. Maxwell) sexual, chuckle
Icefishing (Bill Crick) offense=newfies, chuckle
Duck hunt (Mark Kimmerly) scatological, chuckle
Food-porn (Who? me? name? ah...) funny
My dog and your dog (Inna Lauris) smirk
Unintentional humor in student compositions (Paul S. R. Chisholm) original, smirk
Romainian economic forecast for 1988 (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle
Sales Presantation and a Lady from Texas (Henry Wolkowicz) swearing, chuckle
Embarrassment (Dave Horsfall) smirk, sexual
Robbery (Mark Mullins) smirk
Jay Leno on Automobiles (John Hofbauer) chuckle
Best quote from the liberal bating fad in rec.humor (midkiff@uicsrd.csrd.uiuc.edu) chuckle
Thanks for the Subliminals (David Paulsen) original, funny
Russian joke (yet another) (Jeffrey Goldberg) chuckle
Albania, Albania, man sheds his waste on thee. (craig@unicus.UUCP) chuckle
New Yorker item (Sunil Sarin) smirk
Lawyer joke I haven't heard (Mike Hummell) smirk
The Joy of Newfie Sex (Andrew MacLeod) offense=newfoundlanders, sexual, chuckle
Both sides now (Michael O'Hair) chuckle, offense=lawyers
Single and in New York? (The Prime Minister) chuckle
Progressive Culture (Grant Robinson) sick, smirk
Robin Williams on the US (Jeff Meyer) smirk
How 'bout them cubs? (Sun Worshipper) true, chuckle
Two more lawyer jokes (Richard Sexton) smirk
Purchasing, you know... (Chris Ott) funny, sexual
Manners in the USSR (Paul Vixie) funny
Capitalist Hell vs Communist Hell ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) funny
Rum Cake (Gordon Davisson) chuckle
Another American joke (Frederick Wamsley) smirk
Some original LBJs (Tom Neff) original, chuckle
Newlywed Game Show (Michael A. Petonic) chuckle, racist
Human oscillators (fritz nordby) chuckle
Airplanes (ludo@squawk.sq.com) smirk
Reagan's tractor (wendell@ihlpa.UUCP) maybe
Law and Order (|-|ugh) rec_humor_cull, smirk
Virgin Joke (Salit) sexual, chuckle, gross
A parable for graduate students (Julian Vrieslander) chuckle, long
What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? (Ian Dickinson) rec_humor_cull, offense=catholics, chuckle
testosterone (Steve Losen) funny, sexual
Submission Nautical (Bill Kennedy) swearing, gross, smirk
A Lottery Winner (D. B. Ward) funny
Custard pie (Dikran Kassabian) smirk
Campus pranks (Scott R. Turner) rec_humor_cull, funny
Another compendium of history (Tom Newcomb) rec_humor_cull, funny
Radio Armenia (Jeffrey Goldberg) chuckle
Balls to your partner (Shankar Unni) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Anecdotes 3 (Phillip Garding) rec_humor_cull, smirk
USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN TRAVELLING IN MOSLEM AREAS (doug@wiley.UUCP) racist, chuckle
Leading the Blind (FRI@cup.portal.com) rec_humor_cull, funny
Rednecks (David R Kohr) chuckle, sexual
Efficiency (Tim Kay) chuckle, sexual
Rated R (kent@rose4.UUCP) swearing, sexual, sexist
A Traffic Yarn (Barton E. Schaefer) smirk
Dentist joke (Rob Dunn) chuckle
What hurts the most (Orran Y. Krieger) sexual, chuckle
Railroaded (Francois F. Ingrand) chuckle
Drop kick me (206) smirk
Christmas Gift? (Bruce Cantrall) rec_humor_cull, sexual, chuckle
More in the court (Rebecca Burgess) chuckle
WASP jokes - offensive to someone out there (Ms. Math) rec_humor_cull, chuckle, offense=wasp
Robbing you blind (Ken Marks) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Golden Bar Joke (Tony R. Marasco) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Jim Jones (d liebreich) rec_humor_cull, smirk
In the morning? Hell, I don't even respect you now! (Mr. Wonderful) rec_humor_cull, sexist, smirk
Second Coming (wes@obie.UUCP) rec_humor_cull, smirk
Holding a candle (commgrp@silver.bacs.indiana.edu) rec_humor_cull, offense=homosexuals, smirk
Philosophical military question... (merlyn@rose3.UUCP) original, smirk
Another chauvinist joke (Dave Horsfall) sexist, smirk
Don't lower the bridge (commgrp@silver.bacs.indiana.edu) rec_humor_cull, ethnic, smirk
Men, can't live with 'em (Angeli "Ms. Pepper" Wahlstedt) smirk, sexist
Apple t-shirt (offensive to female employees?) (Oliver Steele) original, smirk
Offensive to Australians (ph) offense=australians, chuckle
Springtime Planting (Bill Mullaney) chuckle
Vive le difference (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle, sexist
Disorder in the Court (Wayne Lui) funny
Russian joke (yes, another) (brandt@silver.bacs.indiana.edu) chuckle
Sex and mothers in law (Erich Francl) sexual, smirk
John 3:16 (Kenny Crudup) chuckle
More "In the Navy" (Bill Kennedy) swearing, smirk
Maybe Beer Isn't Better Than Women After All (M. Ali Shaik) original, funny, sexual
Immunity? (Salit) funny, offense=Romanians
Down in the boondocks. (eddie.caplan@H.GP.CS.CMU.EDU) chuckle
Another one rides the bus (Ed Wright) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
I'm pretty smart! (prince@cs.ucla.edu) rec_humor_cull, smirk, sexist
A nice put-down (Barry Shein) funny
Tell it to the Marines (Ed Wright) sexual, offense=USMC, funny
The locum Vicar (Greg Bond) chuckle
At the Plate (Perry Friedman) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
A little child shall lead them (sotirios saltis) sexual, dirty words, smirk
WW II joke (Brett K. Carver) swearing, funny
Age Old Joke? (Scott Scheiman) funny
Preying Mantis Syndrome (Bryan Wolf) smirk, sexual
Vacation Time (Roger Taranto) chuckle
Now I down't even need to check (Matt Fichtenbaum) funny, sexual
Alligators (Rob McDougall) sexual, smirk
She didn't take a shower on the boat (anon@ymous) funny, sick
Double negatives (Garth Baulch) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
The Oneliner file Annual (Funny Guy) racist, sexist, sexual, chuckle
Minnesota Bashing (woody1@ihlpa.UUCP) chuckle
Mad Martin (Jim Lockwood) funny
More about the 2nd oldest profession (mary@arthur.uchicago.edu) chuckle
What goes around (Matthew Moore) scatological, funny, swearing
Taking the low road (David Grieve) sexual, smirk
Alien sex (Galen Cochran) sexual, smirk
Baaaston (Scott P. Herzig) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Telling Tail (Brett) rec_humor_cull, funny
Just the Bare Facts, Ma'am (Theodore A. Kaldis) rec_humor_cull, smirk
The roots of Communism (Frederick Wamsley) smirk
Women are like snowflakes (dab@whuts.UUCP) sexual, smirk, slightly sexist
I sat down to roses on my piano (Jim Zeek) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Telling an Optimist from a Pessimist [Again] (John Halleck, Postmaster) smirk
Taking notes... (Thomas S. David) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Fish Story (John Blankenagel) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
How about head secretary? (Joel Smith) rec_humor_cull, ethnic, chuckle
Winnebago Surfing (BACS Data Communications Group) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Window putty (Bill Crick) rec_humor_cull, smirk
Politics (Tom Proett) smirk
When you wish upon a leprechaun... (Phil OKunewick) smirk, nasty word
Luck of the Irish (Nicolas Leonard) funny
The eyes have it (Nicolas Leonard) smirk
Astrology in the White House (Derek Andrew) chuckle
Open the gates (bob@sarad.cs.su.oz.au.UUCP) chuckle
Furrier and furrier (Harold Lynn Brunette) rec_humor_cull, funny
Stolen record (John Mullen) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Grave matter (Bob Hoffman) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Ramdom silliness ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
True Colours (John Trinterud) scatological, smirk
Glasnost and nothing but (Dennis Kriz) rec_humor_cull, original, chuckle
Dictionary quiz (Scott Karlin) chuckle
Lawyers, can't live with 'em... (Anonymous) rec_humor_cull, smirk
Captain / first mate joke. (Wasif Sattar) rec_humor_cull, smirk
Walk him and pitch to the Giraffe (John Fereira) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts? ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) rec_humor_cull, chuckle, copyright?
Sales Technique (Joe Dakes) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Scot Free (neeman@uicsrd.csrd.uiuc.edu) rec_humor_cull, smirk, ethnic
Talk about service (BimmerPilot@cup.portal.com) rec_humor_cull, smirk, sexual
I'm with him (brown@mfci.UUCP) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Yuppies and Oral Sex (jailbird@ihlpm.UUCP) maybe, sexual
Opium is the religion of the masses. (Stephanie Shelton) rec_humor_cull, smirk
Amusing ? item for sale (John Dodson) chuckle
About speed... (Nicolas Leonard) chuckle
Comedy Day Celebration Jokes (Art Harkin) laugh
Japanese Management (Mitchell Levy) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit. (Baron Fujimoto) chuckle
Centre for disease control (David Harrison) sexual, chuckle
Who is the greatest? (David Finton) smirk
One clucks defiance (ahrens@pb2esac.UUCP) chuckle, sexual, offense=lawyers
I goofed (S.Saal) rec_humor_cull, gross, smirk
A mute in a coffee shop (tran@peora.UUCP) rec_humor_cull, smirk
I see things differently... (Darren F. Provine) laugh, sexual
You almost got me Kilt! (w25y@vax5.CCS.CORNELL.EDU) sexual, funny
Re: Heard on the Radio (David Chesler) original, chuckle
Offensive to Construction workers and Leprechauns (Daniel Hinojosa) smirk, bathroom
With apologies to Henny Youngman (Jim_Borza) sexual, funny
And a few soviet jokes ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) smirk
A Modern Idea (Tim Mitchell) smirk
Jewish Mothers - from Leo Rosten (Ranjit Bhatnagar) smirk
Tired and complaining (Mosur Mohan) laugh, swearing
Trees (Bob Jewett) chuckle
Think of the team from a few years ago (Jim Gardner) funny
Help the Homeless (amlovell@phoenix.princeton.edu) original, laugh
Pausing to honour a funeral (Karen B. Johnson) smirk
Two Hunters in Canada (Joe Dakes) funny
Cheap at half the price (Lee Sailer 814-898-6268) laugh, sexual
More soviet jokes ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) funny
Vaseline salesman (Grant Robinson) sexual, chuckle
Birds of a feather (Edelperson) sexual, chuckle
The pop quiz (Scott_Klosterman) smirk
Making a mountain out of a Moel (Yana Kane-Esrig) funny
Yugo back to the dealer? (sue hough) chuckle
Let's pick on the economists (Joel Coltoff) chuckle
Taxing Holiday in Israel (Ephraim Silverberg) chuckle, ethnic
Nature of the Press (Grant Robinson) chuckle
Angry husband (Robert Blandford) sexual, smirk
Orthodoxy in Alabama (Roy Smith) anti-racist, chuckle
37 more telephone responses (Lindsey Durway) funny
Boot camp, U.S. Marines (Duke McMullan n5gax) funny, sexual
Sandy McTavish's kilt (Bill Kennedy) ethnic, smirk, sexual
Sock-it to me (Jeff Loucks) smirk
Misunderstanding (Duke McMullan n5gax) sexual, smirk
Feeling guilty (Paul Veldman) chuckle
Generic Jokes (David Albert) ethnic, chuckle
A young JEDR woman gets married... (Phillip Herring) sexual, ethnic, chuckle
Ashes to ashes... (Stuart Freedman) sexual, chuckle
South African chess (John Opalko) chuckle
Healing by the pipes (Peter) smirk
It's not the meat (Bill Kennedy) sexual, chuckle
Cleanliness is next to ... (Mike Godfrey) smirk
Australia (Hans van Staveren) chuckle
A Man With A Problem (Daryl Odnert) sexual, chuckle
Searing to new heights (Steven Swinkels) smirk, ethnic
Margaret Thatcher joke (John D. DiMarco) smirk
The Chairman (Eric C. Olson) chuckle
The old chat-up lines are the best... (RDONNLLY@vax1.tcd.ie) smirk, sexual
The Franklin Mint (Jim Carson) original, chuckle
Diplomatic reciprocity (Steve Willner P-316 x57123) chuckle
An Example of Deaf Humor (Angeli "Ms. Pepper" Wahlstedt) funny
David's LAST Wish (Dan Pearl) original, funny
Wisdom of the Gods (hmm@laura.irb.informatik.uni-dortmund.de) swearing, chuckle
Aural exam (Bill Semanczuk) chuckle, swearing
Money vs. experience (Bill Kennedy) chuckle
Some comments from Julius (Steve Lindsey) chuckle, sexual
Guinness joke (Eric Percival) funny, sexual
Banker (Tracy LaQuey) maybe
Letter to my wife (LUV) sexual, swearing, chuckle
Little Johnny (R. Scott V. Paterson) swearing, funny, sexual
Newfie goes into a bar (Colin) anti-anti-ethnic, chuckle
Piety (Joel Spolsky) religious stereotypes, chuckle
Funny who you meet (Daniel Fivel) chuckle
Communist Quiz (Not "Who won the F.A. cup?") (Anthony Argyriou) chuckle, offense=trotskyites
Death of a Pheasant (John Sahr) original, funny
Who do you call? (Galen Cochran) chuckle
Have you seen the little piggies? (Michael Wilk) chuckle, offense=aggies
Shave and a haircut? (bhayes@polya.Stanford.EDU) sexual, chuckle
Less is more (Grant Robinson) chuckle, sexual
Rabbinic wisdom (Daniel Fivel) chuckle, it mentions prostitution
Mom's Brownies (Karl Kleinpaste) chuckle
The rules of relationships (Kevin Summers) sexual stereotypes, smirk
Salman Rushdie one-liners (Michael C. Berch) chuckle, offense=Iranians
Sing your heart out (Swamy Bale) bathroom, funny
Fruits of love (Eric Percival) sexual, chuckle
Firing Squad (Anthony M Lovell) original, smirk
Summitry (Daniel Fivel) chuckle
Newlyweds (Chung-Pang Lai) sexual, smirk
Uzi vs... (Yossie Silverman) chuckle
Prudes and Virgins Digest, v.1 #6 (NOT13) (Prudes and Virgins Digest) original, sexual, funny
Bad Luck of the Irish (Duke McMullan n5gax) ethnic, chuckle
It's chemical (Bob Calbridge) chuckle
Yuks from the Yakutsk (Scotian) funny
Some of our TWA Coffee, or some of our... (Farshid Arman) smirk, sexual
Answer to Question on Nudism (Alan Filipski) original, funny, sexual references
Yet another East German joke (David Gadbois) smirk
Red-tapism (r.bieling) chuckle
Getting along with the natives (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle
The difference between the nations (Vernon Van Duijnhouen STUG) sexual, national stereotypes, chuckle
Only her hairdresser knows (Frederick Wamsley) sexual, chuckle
Choice of punishments (David Purdue) chuckle
The Eighteen Bottles (Donald Tsang) chuckle
Blind luck (Julian Vrieslander) chuckle
On Being Prepared for Marriage (mark@intek01.UUCP) chuckle, marital stereotypes
The TJ Solution (Bill Smith) sexual, smirk
The core of the apple (Mark Jackman) funny, sick
Just off Letterman (david bleckmann) chuckle
minister joke (Nichael Cramer) smirk
What's 10" long & digital? (Patrick Ryan) smirk, sexual, dick joke
Police stupidity (Chris Phoenix) smirk, sick
Dog joke (Scott McRae) chuckle
It's not the meat (Rouben Rostamian) funny, sexual
Election Day (ark@research.UUCP) chuckle
How wrong can a guy be? (Clifford Beshers) funny, sexual
Firing Squad (N. Amer Siddiqee) anti-ethnic, smirk
The Fireman (Stuart Freedman) smirk, sexual
Residency in New England (Stuart Freedman) political & state stereotypes, funny
Norwegian ambassador. (Bjorn Fahller TT/MLG) anti-norwegian, chuckle
Ask, and ye shall receive (Howard Stateman) chuckle, (mild) religious stereotype
When Johnny comes marching high (Frederick Wamsley) swearing, sexual, chuckle
Letterman's 10 New Slogans for Exxon: (Theodore John Swift) chuckle
Army (Michael Purvis) chuckle
Making it home (Sam Patton) sexual, sexual stereotypes, chuckle
College rejection letter (Brian Jay Gould) original, chuckle
High Steaks (Gabe M Wiener) offense=Memphis, chuckle
Still more East Block Humor (East Germany) (J. Daniel Smith) funny
A different Polish joke (Torsten Dahlkvist) funny
Condoms (potoole@maths.tcd.ie) sexual, chuckle
Hit the penny... (BOAG@MUVMS3.BITNET) sexual, smirk
Racists (Anthony Argyriou) anti-racist, racial stereotypes, chuckle
Freud on Seuss (Eric Hedstrom) chuckle, sexual
T Shirt Collection (Gord Armstrong) chuckle, some sexual or mildly offensive
Cory hits it big (Andrew P. Berman) chuckle
Oldie but coldie (Zeke Hoskin) sexual, chuckle
The doctor and the plumber (Douglas Ray) smirk
A matter of perspective (Alan Craig) chuckle
Told in the USSR Again (Amos Shapir) smirk
"No New Taxes" (Joe Miller) chuckle, original
Potentially offensive to English Shop Assistants (RM@praxa.com.au) anti-racist, chuckle
Memorial Day (Kevin R. Grazier) funny
This joke Quacks me up (John Fereira) meta-joke, chuckle, sexual?
Airline joke (LUPES@csi.compuserve.com) chuckle
Inquiry (Hans Buurman) sexual, chuckle
Zen and the Art of Bicycle Riding (c60c-3ds@WEB.Berkeley.EDU) funny
Last Margaliot Jokeline (A.R. PRUSS) funny, sexual, stereotypes
Safety (DEC Joke Exchange) sexual, chuckle
An object in motion... (Fearless Leader) chuckle
Aliens among us (Tim J Ihde) funny
Reincarnation (Bob & Doug McKenzie) original, smirk
Think ahead (Stan Szpakowicz) mild racial stereotype, chuckle
Eskimo (Tuna Ertemalp) chuckle, sexual
Endorsed by the Almighty (Glenn Cassidy) chuckle
Cricket match which is funnier than baseball (Anil Nair) chuckle
The hair o' the dog . . . (Chris Landry DTN 227-3671) laugh
Romanians (Paul Abraham) chuckle
There were these two dogs... (Martin Hanley) smirk, sexual
99 Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early (Eric D. Hendrickson) chuckle
Cute Reading (john) chuckle
Collection of cute sayings. (Michael J. Irvin, WSU) chuckle
Cure for summer boredom (Howard,Robert L) chuckle
Like ships in the night (Graeme Cawsey) chuckle
Cremation. (potoole@maths.tcd.ie) chuckle
Regarding marshmallows (Jonathan D. Trudel) funny
The hardships of faith (Judah Greenblatt) offense=catholics, chuckle, original
Cereal Killers (John Juback) original, chuckle, offensive
A Paratrooper's First Jump (Gary E. Piatt) explicit sexual, funny
Bear bells (Jon Waite, Seattle) chuckle
Appl. to live in West Virginia (Kathy Moore) regional stereotypes, chuckle
You get what you pay for (A.R. PRUSS) funny
Crass comment of the year (Kevin Braunsdorf) sick, chuckle
Potentially offensive to economists (Timothy Rolfe) smirk
Surgeon General (Richard Clark) chuckle, sexual
What is Socialism? (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle
Fund-raising humor (Chris Wood) smirk
Ireland forever (Peter Bell) heard it, chuckle
Up a creek (Gary Ericson) funny, smirk
You can't get there from here (Mark-Jason Dominus) chuckle
Lots of Loons around here now (Robert Hubbs) chuckle
Secret Code (Scott Bobo) chuckle, offense="north coast"
Trains (Peter O'Toole) heard it, smirk
Seminarians (Michael Purvis) heard it, funny, sexual
Cowboy and the horse (Tuna Ertemalp) chuckle
And the beat goes on ... (Mike Godfrey) chuckle
Wasted opportunity (A.R. PRUSS) stereotypes, chuckle, sexual
Joke culled from a recent trip to Poland (Andrew Malton) chuckle
Phone a loan (Alexander R. Pruss) sexual, funny
Hallowe'en Costumes (Kenneth MacGregor) sexual, chuckle
A positive charge (John Lundberg) true, chuckle
Everything looks better with a fresh coat of paint... (Michael Horsch) heard it, funny
Birds of a feather.... (Dec Joke List) heard it, sexual, smirk
Nun of that here (Gerry Phibbs) heard it, sexual, funny
It's all in the service (David Moulton) chuckle, original
Virginia and W. Virginia (Steven H. Izen) sexual, offense=W. Virginians, smirk
A Child's View of Music (pdb059@mipl3.jpl.nasa.gov (Paul Bartholomew) funny
Parrot gets around (Chris PudANG) sexual, chuckle
Turn Over (James Pinakis) swearing, sexual, chuckle, sick
The Soviet phone system ... (Chuck McManis) smirk
Political jokes (Harumi Anne Kuno) funny
Traveling salesman? (Bryan Wolf) chuckle
Kids in class (Keith Abbey) swearing, chuckle
Be careful what you leave on the bus. (Peter Young) sexual, chuckle
Mort Sahl on Alexander Haig (Andrew Tannenbaum) chuckle, true
Praise the Lord (jimk@fab4.UUCP) true, chuckle
Making a Selection (Paul Fuqua) chuckle
More than a mile for that camel (cs161fcz) laugh, sexual
Newspaper (mis?)advertisements (Jan Mark Noworolski) true, chuckle, sexual
Relativity (Amitabh Shah) sexual, funny, racial stereotypes
Airline Seatbelts (Gregg Fielding Hinderstein) true, chuckle
Birds and the Bees (Papyrus Development) sexual, funny,
Perestroika (Eran Gat) funny
A matter of perspective (Viswamitra T) sexual, smirk
Deathbed conversion (ark@research.att.com) religious stereotypes, smirk
"Shit Happens" in various religions (Stuart Freedman x1708) swearing, offense=religious, chuckle
Scholarly Shit Happens (David Poyourow) swearing, scatological, original, chuckle
Usenet Oracularities (Stephen Kinzler) original, funny, varies, usenet
Family tree (Geoff) smirk
Tax hikes in MA (John Robert LoVerso) chuckle, original
Friendly New York City (Chris Phoenix) funny
Twilight Zone Commercials (pa1129%sdcc13@ucsd.edu) original, chuckle
A giant tortoise. (Daniel J. Salomon) smirk
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