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WHEN PROFESSOR MITCHELL SAYS:
"Probably the greatest quality of the poetry of John Milton, who was born in 1608, is the combination of beauty and power. Few have excelled him in the use of the English language, or for that matter, in lucidity of verse form, 'Paradise Lost' being said to be the greatest single poem ever written."
YOU WRITE:
John Milton--born 1608
WHEN PROFESSOR MITCHELL SAYS:
"When Lafayette first came to this country, he discovered America. The Americans needed his help if their cause was to survive, and this he promptly supplied them."
YOU WRITE:
Lafayette discovered America
WHEN PROFESSOR MITCHELL SAYS:
"Current historians have come to doubt the complete advantageousness of some of Roosevelt's policies"
YOU WRITE:
Most of the problems that now face the United States are directly traceable to the bungling and greed of President Roosevelt.
WHEN PROFESSOR MITCHELL SAYS:
"...it is possible that we do not understand the Russian viewpoint..."
YOU WRITE:
Professor Mitchell is a communist
WHEN PROFESSOR MITCHELL SAYS:
"The puissance of hydrochloric acid is incontestable; however, the corrosive residue is inharmonious with metallic persistence."
YOU WRITE:
Hydrochloric acid eats the hell out of steel
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