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Double negatives

baulch@thiazi.cs.cornell.edu (Garth Baulch)
Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY
(rec_humor_cull, chuckle)

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day about the fact that in many languages, such as English, a double negative forms a positive, while in other languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. "However," he pointed out, "in no language can a double positive form a negative."

A bored voice from the back of the room responded, "Yeah, yeah...."

[Ed: Reportedly a true incident, accounted in the New Yorker Magazine. ]


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