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Russian joke (yet another)

goldberg@russell.stanford.edu (Jeffrey Goldberg)
Center for the Study of Language and Information, Stanford U.

(chuckle)

An old woman was sitting in a park in Moscow reading a "Teach Yourself Hebrew" book. A policeman notices her and decides to start to give her a hard time.

"What are you reading that for?" he shouts at her.

She replies, "I am old, and I will die soon. I want to be prepared; so I am studying the language of heaven."

The cop says, "Well, how do know that it's heaven that you are going to?"

The old women answers, "Well, honestly I don't, but that's okay. I already speak Russian."

Jeff Goldberg Internet: goldberg@russell.stanford.edu

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