Today I read the following news wire:
>Chinese doctors replace man's esophagus with colon
>BEIJING, Nov. 15 (UPI) - E Aiguo, a 37-year-old man living
>in northeastern China, is eating normally for the first
>time in 13 years after Chinese doctors replaced his damaged
>esophagus with part of is own colon, state media reported.
> ...
>Copyright 2000 by United Press International.
Won't this individual forever have the dubious designation of talking out of his ass?