My next door neighbor was at a club the other night with her boyfriend, when the topic came around to masturbation. We noticed that there were all kinds of terms for men doing it, but there weren't any euphemistic phrases for women doing the same thing. We asked my neighbor what she called it.
Giving a scornful look at her boyfriend, she muttered, "Finishing The Job!"
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