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The Real Oscar Mayer [rec.humor.funny]

The Real Oscar Mayer

pearson@scarlatti.cs.colostate.edu (Kirk Pearson)
(chuckle)


My bologna has a first name,
It's c-o-w cow.
My bologna has a second name,
It's l-i-p-s lips.
Oh, I have to eat it every day,
And if you ask me why I'll sayyyy...
'Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way
Of getting by the FDA!

[Ed: Just a joke, Oscar...]


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