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Two older ladies were swimming in the pool at a Miami hotel. One of the ladies was about to get out of the pool and the first lady asked if she would bring her a cigarette when she came back.
"That's no problem, dear." And pulling a condom from her halter, untied the knot and revealed several cigarettes and some matches.
"That's clever. What do you call it?"
"Why, it's a condom, dear. You can get them at the drug store."
Later that day, the lady went into the drug store and asked the druggist for some condoms. The druggist looked at the packages of various quantities and asked the lady what size she wanted.
"Oh, big enough for a king sized Camel!"
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