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At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Soviets.
American : "And in the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police."
Soviet : "In the Soviet Union we don't require that you dial anything."
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