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A Jewish man, a Roman Catholic man, and a Mormon man were chatting one day and the subject of family size came up. The Jewish man said, "My wife just gave birth, now I have enough for a basketball team."
The Roman Catholic responded, "With the recent addition to our family I now have enough for a baseball team!"
To which the Mormon man retorted, "When I marry my next wife I'll have enough for a golf course."
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