Best of RHF: Nasty, Evil, Offensive Jokes

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Nasty, Offensive Jokes

If you thought the dirty jokes in the regular sections were bad, then you had better not read this section.

This chapter contains the sickest, most offensive jokes I was sent.

A lot of people come here first, thinking that these jokes will be the best, because the others are "clean" and not as good. That's not at all true; there are plenty of offensive, "dirty" jokes in the other sections -- none of this joke collection is censored or watered down for children. In my opinion the funniest jokes are mostly in the other sections. What you will find here are the jokes that cause certain types of people to get upset or complain, usually about political incorrectness or occasionally sickness. We isolate those jokes here so people can avoid reading them, not to create a "here's the juicy stuff" section.

These jokes were placed here not so much because they have dirty words or sexual situations, but for racial references, sexism and sheer sickness. Sometimes sick racism and really sick sexism, in both directions.

If you are easily offended, STOP READING NOW.

If you are easily offended, STOP READING NOW.

If you are easily offended, STOP READING NOW.

If you are not easily offended, you should seriously consider stopping, too.

If you can't take a joke, however, why are you reading this archive?

If you haven't already, please read the section in the introduction entitled ``Caveat Reador.'' This material is all meant in fun, with no prejudice, bigotry or malice. Sometimes, people don't see it that way. People on the net aren't bothered because, unless you work at it, there is no colour on USENET -- people are their minds, and not their bodies.

These jokes are in the book because this book tries to represent Rec.Humor.Funny. These jokes appear in Rec.Humor.Funny due to a rather complex editorial policy. The first part of this policy stems from my belief that I am not here to judge the political correctness of jokes, only their comedy. You should trust nobody, not even me, to make political judgements for you. Remember, as well, that the completely unedited rec.humor exists. Since I reject material written for hate rather than comedy, and people respect my judgement on this and don't post to rec.humor, my policy actually reduces the level of such material on USENET.

You must realize that if you decide to read this section, you do so of your own free will, and you waive all right to complain about the offensiveness of these jokes. I advise you to read the notes on nasty jokes found in the introduction, if you want to find out why these jokes are here at all.

And if you are my mother, you're not allowed to read this section.

Hi Mom!

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