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You folks have had a lot of fun lately, picking on Pat Buchanan. Here are
the better submissions.
For international readers' benefit, Pat Buchanan is an ultra-conservative
American Presidential candidate. When reading these, I'm sure you'll sense
a particular theme.
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From: CoryW82279@aol.com
Subject: Pat Buchanon
Did you hear that Pat Buchanan's father died in a concentration camp?
He fell out of a guard tower.
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From: maitreya@village.ios.com (Philip Verdieck)
Subject: Pat Buchanan's Staff
CNN reported this afternoon that there was apparently NO truth to
the rumor that Pat Buchanan's Campaign staff had been blacklisted
from all Sheratons after maids at a Louisiana Sheraton caught them
cutting eye holes in their pillowcases & sheets.
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From: sbabb@tiac.net (sbabb)
Subject: Take my car... Please!
I recently saw a "rolling oxymoron:"
A car passed me on the highway and from nearly any angle I could see
a "Buchanan For President" sticker on the car. It was a Subaru.
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From: ryan_wilson@kvo.com (Ryan Wilson)
Subject: School Uniforms
From The Oregonian of Portland, Oregon:
Republican presidential candidate Patrick Buchanan has announced he is in
favor of mandatory school uniforms: black boots and brown shirts.
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