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There's an English teacher in my school who is sorta famous. You see, he
is the king of wit, a wacky guy, wore a Borg outfit on Halloween and can
look at students right in the eye should they comment on his head of
hair, or lack thereof. Unfortunately, his one vice is that he is
stupifyingly strict when marking your work.
I had the honour of having him as my OAC(it Ontario's Gr.13) English
teacher this year. One day, utterly frustrated by his stubborn habit
of nitpicking my essays, I cried out, "If God handed in an essay, you
probably only give Him a 95%!"
He chuckled, and then shot right back: "Yeah, I'd deduct marks for
improper capitalization."
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