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I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it.

Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.

It follows below:

    6:00 am  Gym 
    8:00 am  Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites) 
    9:00 am  Hair appointment 
   10:00 am  Shopping 
   12:00 PM  Brunch 

    2:00 PM 
     1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local 
     Governments as well as all other national governments, 
     2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle, 
     3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages, 
     4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian 
     and Jamaican drug cartels, 
     5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated 
     imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby 
     factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly 
     pederastic gay leadership, 
     6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and 
     7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the 
     exclusive use of child pornographers. 

    2:30 PM   Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from 
     stress of world conquest 
    4:00 PM  Cocktails 
    6:00 PM  Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay) 
    8:00 PM  Theater 
   11:00 PM  Bed (du jour)? 

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