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On the way to work, we have the choice of two gasoline stations to fill the car at, one of which my wife truly dislikes going to (its in a not-so-pretty part of town).

So, while starting this morning's commute, the car needs some gas and I say sarcastically:

"Well, we need gas. I wonder which gas station we should go to this morning."

Without missing a beat, my wife replies:

"Well, that depends on where you want your dick to be later today."

Needless to say, we stopped at the preferred station.

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