As reported verbatim in my regular online hangout, by a member who has an 8-year-old daughter:
Crystal just came in here, "Mom, what are our windows?"
"What do you mean?"
"Our windows, what kind are they?"
"Like what?"
"Like the number."
"Well let's see...we have 2 in the living room, one in the kitchen..."
"No, mom, the number!"
"I don't understand."
"Do we have windows 95 or windows 98?"
"oh. windows 98."
"thanks......geez."