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Apparently, a woman working at the South Pole scientific station recently found a lump on her breast and, unfortunately, it will be impossible to retrieve her until (southern-hemisphere) winter is over. So this morning the Air Force parachuted nearly a ton of equipment there this morning, including two complete sets of ultrasound scanners, videoconferencing gear, and other medical supplies. Now, the doctors at the station will be able to diagnose and treat her immediately.

Of course the woman's name was not released, to protect her privacy. However, what I really want to know is how to join her HMO.

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