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There was a little fellow named Junior who hung out at the local grocery store. The manager didn't know what Junior's problem was, but the boys liked to tease him. The boys said he was two bricks short of a load, or two pickles shy of a barrel.

To prove it, sometimes the boys offered Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always took the nickel, they said, because it was bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

Junior said, "No sir, you see if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!"

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