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Overheard today at work:

"I see Microsoft as the Conan of the industry."

"How do you figure?"

"You remember - Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see dem driven before you, and to hear da lamentations of der programmers."

"I thought it was lamentations of their women?"

"What could Microsoft do to a woman to make her lament? *Programmers*, on the other hand...scary stuff, man. Frightening."

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