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A primary school was putting on the Christmas play with the full Mary, Joseph and wise men in a manger stuff. There was an argument between two boys (aged about 5 years) as to who was to be the Inn-Keeper and who was to be Joseph. The teacher said, "OK, I'll choose, you are Joseph and you are the Inn-Keeper. No arguments about it now."

Come the night of the play...

[Scene: Mary and Joseph and donkey arrive at Inn]

Joseph: We are looking for a room for the night. May we stay?

Inn-Keeper: She can stay, you can fuck off.

[I was just told this by one of the people who work here... It would be unfair to reveal the name of the school.]

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