Novice: I'm on the Internet now.
Me: Good. What's your e-mail address?
Novice: beagle12.
Me: beagle12?
Novice: beagle12.
Me: That's not a valid e-mail address. Usually there is an '@' sign after that, and some more words.
Novice: No.
Me: Are you on AOL?
Novice: Yes.
Me: Oh.