Did you hear about the gynecologist that got burned out and decided to change professions?
He enrolled in an auto mechanics course to become an auto mechanic. After several months he took his final exam and was totally surprised when he made a score of 200 on a test with a possible score of 100. He thought he had better ask the instructor why such a score The instructor explained "Well, you correctly disassembled the engine for 50 points, and you correctly reassembled the engine for another 50 points and I gave you an extra 100 points for doing it all through the muffler!"